Another Great British Institution destroyed by Woke.

I only got 11. I’ll see myself out.

Joyous

The Killers - Mr Brightside

In other news, Nigel Farage didn't bother to turn up to the debate on grooming gangs in the House of Commons just now

For the record, I’m a massive Don McLean fan. If they’re happy then good for them but you do wonder what the hell is going on there.

And now I know how lonely life can be
She was 5 in 2003
I was a Hall of Fame inductee

I think my main issue is I have eaten all the xmas chocolate and now don’t know what to do.

The first weekend of a new year is always so dull. It’s dark, it’s cold, nobody wants to do anything because they are spent after NYE.

Save money by making your own Yankee Candles

Streeting needs to be booted as quickly as possible. What Starmer sees in him I will never know.

But…why?

You can tell it’s the American company because they have taken the u out of Twiniungs

No no no. That is not the British way.

You put the teabag in the mug first before the water. Then put it in the microwave.

Why weren't Robson & Jerome ever Milli Vanilli'd like they should have been? #totp

Up next - Five Gold Rings. Una Stubbs stars as a woman divorced five times. Will she find love at the sixth attempt while dealing with her five ex-husbands?

The inventory of the Twelve Days of Christmas sounds like a list of ITV sitcoms that you could buy from Network. Who can forget Calling Birds, with Paula Wilcox and Molly Sugden? Or Turtle Doves, the dating agency run by John Inman and Rula Lenska? Or Partridge In A Pear Tree with Bill Maynard?

Ah someone hasn’t discovered the delights of Bovril.

They should have a SodaStream for lunch meat.

Can we get verified blue checkmarks added to this site so I don't look like a fucking loser nobody whenever i post please. Thank you.

Screenshot of the "Extras" tab for The Muppet Christmas Carol on Disney+ displaying extra features of a movie trailer, the deleted song "When Love is Gone" and a "Full Length Version" that edits the song back into the film.

Public service reminder if you're watching The Muppet Christmas Carol on Disney+:
Go to Extras and select the "Full Length Version" to include the cut song "When Love is Gone" back into the film.

The thing I'll never get over is Zuckerberg having a legit Twitter-killer app with countless sign ups on day one and deciding: let's bury news and flood their feed with shit they don't want.

I love the school run shout-outs on Classic FM, absolute mayhem. Happy birthday to Jacinta, 9, who's going on a trip up Everest after her cor anglais exam, and Mungo, 7, who will be invested as Archbishop of York after his PhD viva on the origins of Mandarin.

its always 'get people working'. it's never
- make childcare affordable
- run better transport so people can get to jobs
- raise attainment for people of all backgrounds
- improve healthcare for long term sick
- make workplaces accessible
- champion flexible working
So it never works.

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November 25th. Gazpacho Soup Day. #RedDwarf #OnThisDay

Accounts who spend their days posting screenshots of Space Elmo tweets really need to get in the bin.

Not true. If I remember correctly Lindsay Buckingham and Stevie Nicks were holidaying in a town just outside Blackpool when it started to rain. They bought a very nice raincoat and decided to name their band, Fleetwood Mac, after it.

How much to sit there silently before doing a little ‘dum-de-dum-dum’ and then being silent again for another 20 minutes?

I remember going on the Granada Studios tour as a kid and they showed that clip before you went out onto the set. It scared the hell out of me. Going to blackpool was never the same again.