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I heard MTV shut down to distance themselves from Sean Duffy

Trump is Nero divergent

I never had a water bed but I have had a urine soaked mattress!

No one is more upset about losing SNAP benefits than Beatniks at Jazz Clubs

I only google Super Mario Bros. arch enemy. It’s all in My Bowser history…

The inventor of the Frozen Burrito has died. They buried him in a casket that was red hot on the outside and ice cold on the inside

Dick Cheney, one of the worst people ever, also the name of my kink

They said it couldn’t be done… or maybe they said it shouldn’t be done…

The Witches

Open letter to the Chat I’ve never META AI I liked…

Stranger Things swingers favorite dessert? Pineapple upside down Cake

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I just cut off my foreskin because I can never remember the train schedule

After all the perjury and illegal
personal political attacks I hope they don’t let Pam post Bondi

Don’t punch down… Go DOWN!

I hate to admit it but I am 46 and I still sleep with two stuffed animals. I had my childhood cat and dog taxidermied

After Netanyahu’s blatant violent unprovoked attack on the aid ships to Palestine I will now call him “Flotilla the Hun”

Gaslighting someone to believe they can’t get a good quick look at a male Goose is “Proper Gander Propaganda”

Calling someone a Steam Roller is flattering

Pedophiles have a real childlike wonder… #releasetheepsteinfiles

Adding a lil punctuation to a word can change it completely. “Impossible” with a neat lil apostrophe can make ye believe in yourself more than ever “I’mpossible”

I knew someone who died from getting too excited about a clear malted citrus beverage made by Coors in the 90s. They passed away from “EmphasisZima”

I used to date a woman who was real smoke show but she died from Emphysema…

When MAGA people say they want to “own the liberals” they are saying they want to bring back slavery

Trump regime trying to turn it into “DePortland” #putabirdonit 🖕

“Boy…That didn’t escalate quickly”-Don Burgundy

The new White House Ballroom…