Dawn Treader

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.

The nostalgia is all smoke and mirrors

I like the word “remainder”. I like to imagine it was a term coined by a Scottish person because the little bit left over serves as a remainder of what you once had.

Hey if you make a playlist of NNF theme songs for @cristela.bsky.social please include my “another coke” parody of Up In Smoke!!!

I would love the opportunity for it to receive it’s first laugh 💁‍♀️

@eliothochberg.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

@brettmorris.bsky.social

“Get to the H’opter!” is a shirt
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Might I suggest “season Nana Mouskouri?” Keeping in mind I was the first one to suggest “season Nate” so I am obviously very good at this.

#theneighborhoodlisten
@cbbworld.bsky.social
@pftompkins.bsky.social

This image is really cool! It reminds me vaguely of the Andy Daly podcast logo.

Theory - Greta Thunberg is Jesus.

It’s convenient they need both because they should all eat shit!

With zero context, I love this

Yesterday my eleven-year-old daughter claimed that Taylor Swift had embraced a range of genres which included punk. The retribution was swift and included considerable mockery and a lesson on punk which probably took longer than she would have liked.

It may have even been a bonus episode just so that even less people had a chance at understanding it!

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I am currently shipping for free into most countries and I’m about to open back up for US sales but with a ridiculous price tag on shipping. Anyone in the states who can afford it please still shop and spend money, if you’re willing to eat the tariffs it’ll feed me!

Hey since people are asking!

My stock is pretty limited right now but if anyone wants a discount on anything please DM me!

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The other day I felt particularly old when I said out loud to my wife “instagram used to be a quiet app but now I can’t even listen to a podcast with it open anymore” — I wonder if social media is competing with pods for engagement now that pods are so big?

Idk why this makes me laugh hysterically

I run a Canadian Etsy shop and this tariff business has somewhat ruined me. It’s wild and also very sad that I can’t sell hand made jean jackets and vintage tee shirts to kindly American nerds anymore.

He only took it off because he was asked to wear one inside the hospital

I think it’s Lewis Day-Daniel

For any @nevernotfunny.com listeners who also had no idea where this came from
@mattbelknap.bsky.social
@eliothochberg.bsky.social

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To explain my dumbest theme song yet

@jimmypardo.com

In a previous episode you kept repeating “tropical storms?” to Eliot as though you were signalling him to play the theme song for tropical storms. So now you have one for when that NEVER happens again.

They don’t make accounts like that

…that was a joke, I don’t get it check out the walls and…

The hottest woman in cinema history is Trinity from the matrix. The hottest woman in television history is Seven of Nine. I REFUSE to admit I have a type.

I fear kumail might be too jacked, ripped and swole to be funny anymore. I hope he proves me wrong, in defiance of the statistics.

Something that happens when you’re white and also rap is people ask you if you like Hamilton, excited that you must obviously like Hamilton. Even if you’re from Canada like me. But you don’t. You don’t like Hamilton. Why do people like Hamilton?

So we blame Pardo

Important to note that Jane Goodall would not have lived so long had that fateful bite not given her the monkey powers