Dawn Treader

Did he get away?!

Mark Cuban posts: Want to use rich people like me to your advantage? Incent us to help those who need it the most. Lower corp taxes for comps that pay a min of $25 per hour. Lower corp taxes if employees get stock at the same pct as the CEO. Bottom up incentives work. Dems never innovate. They bitch marthapearce55.bsky.social replies: You have more money than God. But you want incentives to do good, moral things?

Mark Cuban getting ratiod by a complete rando

I am in no portion to just

I would’ve liked Yellowstone much more if they had called it Sons of Rancharchy

A tv show called Yellowstone where they recreate every episode of Yellowstone verbatim but with Bob Odenkyrk in the Kevin Costner role instead and every time it cuts to him all the music stops and it’s just his dialogue and foley noise. And it should replace the old one.

All I can say is thank GOD that there is finally a podcast from someone as entirely relatable as Rob Lowe

Happy Thedge day! To celebrate I will play my fav U2 song “When I’m 64”

Yellowstone is Madmen for cowboy Sons of Anarchy fans

Kitchens in apartments have been getting significantly smaller over time which I think is a conspiracy by Big Grocery to mask shrinkflation and rising food costs. I call this “little kitchen theory” and honestly I’m surprise Big Kitchen hasn’t fought back.

Craziest thing about this to me is that I knew something like this happened but I didn’t explore the article whose headline used the verbiage “plastic objects thrown onto court”. Media so spineless it’s even protecting these goons? SMH

I did this with a small coffee mug in a barely waking state the other day and I felt so turbo charged by it that I didn’t even need the coffee. I still did. And 2 more after that. But my point is that this was the athletic peak moment of my life.

Am that

Based on headlines I’ve been seeing about tourism in Vegas I don’t think he’s bankrupted his last casino.

Irrelevant former celebrity sees potential paycheque in current conservative / magasphere superman insecurity, joins ICE in attempt to boost Cameo sales

*meme of Pam from the Office saying it’s the same photo*

My wife and I have very romantically decided to get bunk beds.

@jimmypardo.com

Is there a statement one could make who opposes the genocide and mass slaughter of innocents which wouldn’t cause you feel positioned as the victim? Genuine curiosity. With which words may I oppose the actions of a government so you don’t feel they speak to your faith or genetic heritage? Tell us.

I just read that the Freddy Krueger of comedy recently rolled up uninvited to a Toyota Supra meet up in his brand new luxury power Ford gifted to him by the CEO of Ford, AND I heard he didn’t even have to spend any of his tonight show money to do it!

#haveyouseenthis ?
#haveyouheardaboutthis ?

The young women and femmes of this world crave the emotional apathy, the being over it, reflected in art - and so they listen to Lana, but only because no one showed them Mama Cass and Michelle Phillips.

Omfg

I’ve seen her online and I’m so curious how she manages not to just be illegally detained by ice for being a thorn in their side? She must be protected at all costs.

It is my personal belief that music history should be giving more flowers to The Mamas & the Papas than it historically has been and is currently; which is a lot of flowers honestly. But it’s still not enough.

The answer is no every time of year

I like that idea that anyone who wants to be in government shouldn’t be allowed to - make it a random lottery sort of deal

I just heard the term “governor’s mansion” and threw up in my mouth. A governor should be forced to live in a low income apartment in the worst neighborhood in their state.

I guess there are some buildings where if you blindly open fire you’re likely to hit someone evil 🤷‍♀️

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Well worth the wait. I almost pissed my little pig pants!

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