Dawn Treader

Today I learned that Scott Aukerman has blocked a buddy of mine on this app despite them never once interacting. My friend posts nothing but images of his own art and occasionally funny one liners / is so nice! I cannot even begin to imagine why this happened but find it objectively really funny.

I know my adhd isn’t a disease but damn if I haven’t been yelled at about it my entire life. Bonus, it made me an alcoholic!

nevermind answered within 5 minutes of me listening to the ep.

@williebhines.bsky.social where do I know the phrase “Boobs Rinse” from? It feels like old CBB extended universe canon but I can’t place it. I’ve been listening to this absurdity for a decade + and my brain gets slower with every ep. I can’t place it but the name triggered me like a sleeper cell.

Being a fan of CBB is just saying things like “I swear to god I’ve heard the name Boobs Rinse before” with an intense burning passion, to my cat.

@cbbworld.bsky.social

My wife made me sit through Willow less than a week ago. As one of the nostalgic movies of her childhood which she loves very much I was unable to voice my true feelings on the film but let’s just say @jimmypardo.com nailed it on this weeks ep. Unwatchable.

Donate to Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records), organized by Dawn Treader Boring Earth Records is a very small independent music startup supporting… Dawn Treader needs your support for Help us buy a printer!!! (Boring Earth Records)

Hey! My small indie record label startup needs help getting across the finish line with our gofundme!

This effort frees artists from streaming services by making them CDs and Tapes to sell on the merch booth!!!

One of our artists made $75 the other day because of our support.

#gofundme #plshelp

The Prince Andrew arrest is ONLY progress in the fact that they’re putting him in jail and not 86ing him with a staged car crash. They did it for an intelligence breach. They’re punishing him for the fact that his diddling potentially compromised national security, not for being a diddler.

Based on the way I interact with traffic and the people around me on a day to day basis I swear to god in a past life I must have spent 6 decades living in the Hollywood depiction of 1990s Brooklyn / NYC.

#imwalkinhere #fucksamatterwitu #twoslicesofpepperonitogokeepthechange

Red for filth

Maybe next time you could try something like “hey man I don’t mean to get personal but Big Man was actually the nickname my dad called me my whole life and he just died last week” and then just pretended to be really sad the rest of the game @jimmypardo.com

What’s worse is very rich powerful people who could actually do something just posting this fucking drivel instead Mark.

Patty LuPone is short for Patagonia LuluLemon caPone in case you were wondering. Is this joke format funny still? Was it ever? It wasn’t? Oh okay.

Oh no 🙃

I know it’s probably from the hockey show but I for a brief moment assumed this was about the Olympics

Hey if you missed Scott Hasn’t Seen this week Scott said his D is “deceptively big” was my main takeaway

@cbbworld.bsky.social

Then do something other than posting memes and holding up little paper signs. The rest of the world is waiting for you to do something that actually means anything and your whole population thinks the superbowl halftime show is a revolution. You all watch commercials as resistance.

That you know of.

It’s a crazy fantasy to think people in power are going to punish other people in power for fucking with kids - just look at the Catholic Church and how much accountability has been demanded of them…

Oof you live in a beep house. Rough. @threedomusa.bsky.social

It is Tuesday please kindly shut the fuck up about the Super Bowl

@kenjennings.bsky.social I am snitch tagging you

@thecoldbacon.bsky.social he was out of options

Kid rock is 55?! He somehow looks worse than Joe Walsh at 78, who did ALL the drugs and alcohol from the 60s-early 90s

And I don’t mean he sampled each one, I mean he did all of them. Every time you heard of someone doing drugs it was actually Joe Walsh, who looks better at 78 than Kid Rock at 55.

I’m far worse than Thanos because if I could I’d snap my fingers and get rid of every neurotypical person in the world plus all the evil autistic ones. When I’m through there’s ten thousand of us left and we’re naked eating berries.

I can’t believe Byron Allen and the weather channel came up and nobody remembered my always relevant “tropical storms and weather” theme song!

@nevernotfunny.com

“I think it’s time to fall on your sword, Samurai” is my exact response to Elon’s money can’t buy happiness tweet

Is it insane that there isn’t a “fist pump” emoji? I just went to use it like I do that every day and am having Mandela effect. Fist pump “success kid” baby was one of our most pioneering internet memes! This is a glaring blind spot I will not accept.

Lucian has committed crimes against humanity

As a gender fluid trans queer I feel okay admitting that I think drag queens with recording careers are usually very bad musicians and are only doing it because rupaul taught them it’s another revenue stream. Obviously not Trixie. I’m sure there’s other exceptions, but I said what I said.