Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid

they're just mad they haven't figured out how to boycott without still giving the companies money (hint: if you buy a product just to burn it, they still have your money)

do you know we all have the internet to know you were part of the caucus that held everything up (until they predictably turned on you)?

we have to remember this thing I just made up

Beautiful statement of why protesting matters, even if it feels like you aren't making much headway. You're not just speaking to power. You're speaking to others and making it possible for them to join in.

Elon Musk is pushing to end phone services at Social Security, which 73 million retired and disabled Americans rely on to apply for and access their earned government benefits.

lol there’s people still talking about how many people woke up at 3 am on election night like we’re all spiritually connected & I’m like yeah no that’s the anxiety hour. Welcome, babes

Whether it's Hillary Clinton sharing risotto tips on a private email server or Elon Musk giving full access to all government information to a nineteen-year old named Big Balls with ties to a child pornography collective known for its extortion techniques, both sides have played loose with security.

You are not powerless, and he is not unstoppable. Look at, and learn from, the funding freeze and how quickly he was forced to surrender.

Today, we at Google have a new product: what if you could could ask an app a question? Oh, we do that already? Well, what if we were a little bit worse at it? What if we also sometimes gave you egregiously wrong information? And what if it cost a billion dollars? Still not interested? It's mandatory

ok can we all just admit AI was a mistake

Put the people who made the coffee mate tongue commercial in prison

rooting for the Eagles because it feels like Philly could really use a good riot

I once had to tell a (condescending) 23 year old coworker ranting about “the swamp” that we were, in fact, part of the swamp. As staff in an elected statewide office.

Sometimes I falter to the gaslighting and am like “maybe we HAVE just been sold a bucket of hysterical bullshit” and then I see things like this AI photo and people saying “he’s not taking a dime” and all the praising comments then I’m like oh unfortunately the bucket is accurate

Nah keep the steinrage coming pls

#caturday

Even if the content of the calls/emails fall on non-listening ears, using up staff time, resources, and patience to deal with it has its benefits!

I know there are one million scary headlines a day but I truly don’t think enough time has been spent discussing how dumb the name DOGE is and how ridiculous it is to see people casually throwing it around in comments like a government agency

i have beef with all these people, honestly

Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?

* Trump does something fucked up *

💙Hashtag Resistance influencers💙: "Imagine how everyone would have react if Biden did that?"

I'M GOING TO HIT YOU WITH MY CAR AND DRIVE BOTH OF US OFF A BRIDGE.

It’s because people are actually getting diagnosed now, you dumb assholes

YES! Chuck, where do you live? Can you call your Senator?

Never forget that in 14 days, multiple federal agencies have been dismantled, and our systems of healthcare, education, environment, civil rights, and technology have all been dramatically overhauled. But we still have to worry about our kids being shot in school because of “the constitution.”

The richest man in the world is not looking out for you. He’s not your friend. He’s the richest man in the world precisely for that reason. This is insanity.

Or maybe yall should’ve actually done something instead of following the same failing system over and over and over and over again.