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i saw this movie at an impressionable age - really made a mark on me

Police believe, after speaking with shooter's family, that CDC was the target From CNN's John Miller After speaking with the suspected shooter’s family members, police are operating under the theory that he was either sick or believed that he was sick and blamed the illness on the Covid-19 vaccine, a law enforcement official told CNN.

well, fuck

Screen shot of a portion of a property listing (URL at end of alt text): Ground Floor Unit Fixer - in 2 unit building around 1113 sqft. Great location and incredible yard potential. Spend $100k fixing it and it'll be worth $850k. This unit is occupied and would require a Buy-out or Owner Move-In. // this is the bit I'm referring to: Master tenant has been rent gouging subtenant for the past 8 years and owes subtenant around $30k, perhaps your buyout could solve everyone's problems. Subtenant would like to move once resolution with master tenant has been reached. https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/832-Florida-St-San-Francisco-CA-94110/2073613014_zpid/?

I don't wanna cast aspersions, but I must recognize and commend realtor Michael Campesino publicly calling out in the property listing for a shithole "fixer" what my father's cousin on his mother's side - nickname El Asesor - would've called a "situation".

I just saw two yutes go by with jeans calibrated exactly like those and i felt young again, valid.

There’s VIP, and then there’s Ken Fulk Golden Gate Club VIP: I’m talking $622 for a single day ticket vs. $2,369. The regular VIP has its perks, including expedited entry, closer stage viewing, and an exclusive dining area which this year includes pizza and salad from A16, nikkei cuisine from Kaiyo, and lobster rolls from Woodhouse Fish Co., as well as the aforementioned new additions. However, the Golden Gate Club kicks things up a big ol’ notch with complimentary all-day food and drink curated by celebrated culinary talents including Tyler Florence of Miller & Lux and executive chef Dana Younkin of Boulevard. “It’s always a joy to be part of something that truly celebrates San Francisco’s vibrant arts culture, where incredible local food, music, and the magic of Golden Gate Park come together to create something iconic,” Younkin said. full story: https://www.sfexaminer.com/news/the-city/outside-lands-2025-food-guide-new-restaurants-best-dishes/article_03f23e8b-9c2d-4d9e-8340-1580f0e6b0e4.html

head and face of a large white cat with big green eyes and black over the of his head and ears, staring blankly

It's like i was saying to my cat:
"Cat," I said. "NOTHING truly celebrates San Francisco’s vibrant arts culture, where incredible local food, music, and the magic of Golden Gate Park come together to create something iconic

like a $2,369 single-day ticket to a music festival."

He stared blankly.

i wish the kid had not been there. Reports from the outset said the kid didn't want to go. The kid is the only real victim. All the rest are culpable.

Did you mean to write "compress ourselves"?

Uh... not everyone grows out of that need. it's also for me, my unemployed husband, our cats, and our ability to stay in san francisco while looking for good jobs that require being in san francisco. once we're out (and it will happen here)... we're cooked, unlikely to be able to return.

LLMs are actually the perfect technology for American business society at the moment: a tireless sycophantic yes man that confidently hallucinates whatever horse shit your friendless soul-void craves? Obviously this was always going to be a hit with American executives

tracks with my experience at famous tech companies- i didn’t go to the hardcore offsides so didn’t get to bond over alcohol and drugs. finance guy at last job talked openly about plans to trip at the big offsite. he’s still there. i’m out

The offices where everyone socializes and drinks a ton outside of work, even if I myself didn’t participate, are absolutely the offices where I experienced the most blatant sexual harassment.

Four men are left who've walked on the moon. The youngest turns ninety in October.

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We know the name of our fucking mayor AND we care a lot about what happens in NYC because Mamdani will be one of the leaders who turns the tide.

Where u calling in from?

I am pining for the fjords off Brooklyn

ok that pic on the right is from the apartment i'm in right now how did you do that

the real problem is all the fuckers who just sat there because "manners"

You get it! This is ALL that it's about.

I have long felt Genesis is allegory for the human choice to make a hard life that avoids wonder at the miracle of existence. When I ask "why does anything exist at all?" I get weird looks. But I'm right.

Here's Joshua Tree from July 24 as a treat.

It's anti-human on a fundamental level to say any one of us MIRACLES of creatures & our children cannot freely walk about this ONE SOLE ONLY little tiny MIRACLE of a planet it is spiritually wicked to keep us from each other all across our ONE HOME, the only PLANET in the UNIVERSE known to have LIFE

homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh . ALT: homer simpson from the simpsons is standing in front of a shelf with stuffed animals and says d ' oh .

Ph.D'oh!

Error message on my Mac: Disk Not Recommended for Backups Future versions of macOS will no longer support Time Capsule disks for Time Machine backups.

well, shit

could you elaborate on what’s meant by “working”? if RFK sees this, there is a huge risk he will order 50,000 of these devices as mandatory replacements for MRI and CAT scanners

Stephen Colbert is going SCORCHED EARTH right now. To RFK Jr: “Fuck you, you roid-addled nepo carnie! Fuck you, you roadkill-munching Luddite human slim jim!”

Stephen Colbert is why we all get walked out of the building by security while carrying a sad cardboard box.

I'm here for it. 🍿

Insurers don't continue to insure highly-likely risks.

i’ve been watching old lou reed interviews and i’m obsessed with this 50 year old interview and his response to being asked if he identifies as a transvestite or homosexual

Screen shot from LinkedIN of a woman pouring pasta sauce onto a pike of spaghetti in the middle of a round table covered with foil. Two young blonde girls sit in chairs at the table. Joey Batkoski Sales Development Leader | Building High-Performing SDR TeamsSales Development Leader | Building High-Performing SDR Teams 3h • My wife dumped spaghetti straight onto a table covered in foil. No plates. Just vibes. Our kids went wild. It was messy, chaotic… and one of the best dinners we’ve ever had. It reminded me of something I’ve learned in life — and in sales: You don’t have to be polished to make an impact. I’m not the most buttoned-up guy. I’ve never been the slickest talker or the smoothest closer. But I show up real, and I try to create moments people remember — just like that spaghetti dinner. In sales, prospects don’t need perfect. They need genuine. They need someone who makes it easy to connect, easy to trust, and maybe even a little fun. Forget the plates. Pour the spaghetti. hashtag#sales hashtag#bdrlife hashtag#authenticity hashtag#salesleadership hashtag#customerexperience

WHAT THE FUCK

It's UNCONSTITUTIONAL you pathetic simps.

Not only did i cxl my subscription, i didn't accept your last-ditch offer for like $12 per year or whatever the fuck it was. fuck you.