Chad MacMaster

somehow we are making something worse than skynet because skynet just killed everyone without selection, without prejudice & without robbing them of possessions or torturing their families

all our digital fingerprints from homeland security, social media, and credit data brokers who buy from advertisers will go into it

pretty sure whatever project stargate becomes it will be used to persecute people politically at a scale way beyond the holocaust

I'm Just a guy

You can swallow Mike & Ikes like pills if you want. No one will stop you.

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They're going to deport all the nannies

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I guess I was off by two years

www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...

2026 prediction: the Trump administration announces a plan to privatize the entire postal system & we all get an "intro" fee of $50 a month for 2 years

whenever I get mad at someone for being too cocky, I remember their entire bloodline had butt worms up until like the last 80 years.
then I just smile

hiring a stripper named "Wet Food" for the family Christmas dinner

nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare ALT: nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare nightmare

this is about as much fun as dextromethorphan

sunrise

I've been off work for the week & honestly after a week of going out with friends, gym & self-care, making big meals & doing lots of leisure shopping -

I believe the Europeans have it even better than us than we know; I would really enjoy 6-8 weeks of this per year

time to go get a Christmas tree

I remember when I learned in high school that your average american believes that people speaking a different language are just spouting gibberish

& that also comes to my mind when I'm forced to visit a Walmart & I look around

When you are an adult you can listen to Billy Joel & bake pasta at 8:30 in the morning

It's not against the rules

the unfortunate truth about the assassination is that there are likely 100s of insurance execs at all levels who will reflect on the publics reaction & see themselves as who they are & quit

but they will be replaced; our destructive capitalist systems are beyond human control

and then sign said:
the words of the prophets are skeeted on the timeline walls,
and an angel falls
and the sound of God fucking
is silence

Last night I took her to the mall to show me the things she wants that make her feel pretty then I took us out for Thai :)

yum fruit & bone milk

now that Biden has passed over one fine line, he has an obligation to do something really funny to approximately 300 people & secure his legacy lest he already be forgotten

children are great bc they always say things like "I died in a car accident before I was born"

"there's a shadow woman who sometimes cries in my closet at night"

"I can hear you popping from the ceiling"

geologically the same formations but no, another part of the great lakes

my favorite part of Strava is following Olympians & they just shitpost all day

'make sure you poke it with a stick first' is just general advice for life

kicked off my 2025 wealth planner & my marathon training plan tonight;

younger trap house me could never have imagined this version of me

That's wild because previously it took an entire department of the SEC to figure out all the major banks are committing crime with 100% accuracy