Yo Gabba Gabagool

Now seated for Roofman, if it sucks I’m gonna call it Rough, Man.

🎶I was in your wet dream cranking on my hog (clap 👏 clap👏!)🎶
😭😭😭😭😭😭

If Donald Fagen was a superhero they’d call him the Dan of Steel

If Donald Fagen was a superhero they call him the Dan of Steel

My man has levels of swag not seen since Jesus walked the earth

I just finished the new season of Blowback and it’s incredible. Fidel Castro and the Cuban military defeated the South Africans in open war, and I cannot believe that the man was so incredibly instrumental in the end of Apartheid. Truly the best to ever do it. UNDEFEATED. THE GOAT.

A lime green cybertruck that says “cyber beast” like an asshole

Look at this asshole

I just fixed a garage door and bought upholstery cleaner, no one’s out there doing it like me

I’m pleading STINKY, your honor

The farts coming out of my butt rn are turning this courtroom into a chemical warfare testing site frfr

I used to work against an immigration judge, Jacinto Palomino (immigration judge at Otero Processing Center and a man with a physical address where he lives) who was one of the most sadistic and cruel men I’ve ever met, and also so stupid he didn’t know what the 5th and amendment said

🎶One love
One life
Let’s get together and fuck your wife🎶

🎶One love
One life
Let’s get together and fuck your wife🎶

A soft gray cat named Tonks smiling at you

Everyone say Happy Birthday Tonks

I did, I just don’t understand how Pete happened

That’s not true, Gramsci’s prison journals cost me like 100 dollars

That’s why my only two hobbies are Warhammer and fuccin real good

If they made respecting women illegal you know my ass would be going to prison

Teddy Roosevelt when his spouse poops out the candle she swallowed be like
“the light has gone out of my wife.”
This is a joke about Teddy Roosevelt and his journal entry about immense personal tragedy.,

I have a maid I hire ever since i moved into the new house and it rules, it’s the most I’ve ever felt like a grown up

Fuberal

Wasn’t that the president of Russia or something?

The one thing that sucks about this movie is that I feel that the lead role was tailor made for Philip Seymour Hoffman and it makes me sad that he’s dead.

One Battle After Another high key whips, and also it’s pretty cool that there’s a chase scene that goes by my buddy’s house and also a park I had sex in one time

Now seated for One Battle After Another, if it sucks (it won’t) I’m gonna call it One Bad Movie After Another

You gotta start robbing banks

I’m not kidding when I say the only thing that will save us is an American Stalin.

Horror movies are wild because sometimes it’s a spooky ghost but sometimes the real monster is… Man.

The craziest thing about losing a lot of weight quickly is just being tired all the time. Like “oh cool it’s almost 8:00, I can go to bed soon.”

I wish someone would invent a sexy lady.