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Normielib, I don't love every Democratic politician, but if you spend more time criticizing Schumer than Trump, I know what side you are on.

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My two cats checking out their first X-mas tree.

My two cats checking out their first X-mas tree.

16.02.2026 03:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

To be a decent white American is so fucking easy. Just see others as people like yourself. Republicans fail this every song day of their lives.

15.02.2026 20:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, totally made up. Right along with the "Hundreds of Millions" of drug overdoses each year.

15.02.2026 17:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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skeletor from masters of the universe is wearing a hood and says wat . Alt: skeletor from masters of the universe is wearing a hood and says wat .
15.02.2026 00:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and saying `` so say we all ! '' Alt: a man in a suit is talking to another man in a room and saying `` so say we all ! ''
14.02.2026 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is a woman and not white which makes too many people who look like me bark raving insane. Harper Lee called it "Maycomb's usual disease" and that's what it is. A disease.

Glad I got immunized by my parents.

14.02.2026 04:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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two muppets standing on a balcony with the words please stop it below them ALT: two muppets standing on a balcony with the words please stop it below them
13.02.2026 23:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm not a believer anymore, but I was raised ELCA, and I am so fucking proud of them.

13.02.2026 23:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Comic where a character wants things to be different and breaks everything.

Comic where a character wants things to be different and breaks everything.

This was the electorate in November of 24, pray that they don't repeat it.

13.02.2026 23:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This just in, Republicans are morons.

All of them.

13.02.2026 22:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's amazing how there is zero money for school lunches, or housing, or anything, but endless riches for assholes to trash the planet with a giant, miles-long monument to Republican hatred.

13.02.2026 19:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses and a green jacket is standing in a crowd and says `` do it '' .

And as a Gen x who is disgusted with my demographic....

13.02.2026 16:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Music has a power!

13.02.2026 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

One of the few awesome things to come out of Mississippi.

13.02.2026 13:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a fat man in a yellow jacket and suspenders is saying git in mah belleh Alt: a fat man in a yellow jacket and suspenders is saying git in mah belleh
13.02.2026 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beat me to it!

13.02.2026 00:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So many white dudes are failing the most basic tests of morality and ethics.

And yes, am white dude working in rural area, I know all these chucklebrains.

12.02.2026 20:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

JFC I was as dumb as these numbwits at one point in my life, but then I turned 15.

12.02.2026 01:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The New York Times thinks only Republicans are legitimate opinion-havers.

10.02.2026 21:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 11    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Particularly when that criticism is based on vague unrelated BS that shows you don't understand anything about congressional procedure and the demographics of the districts and states in question.

10.02.2026 18:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 23    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

youโ€™re not actually helping anyone if you see a post criticizing republicans for their behavior and use it as a springboard to criticize democrats

10.02.2026 18:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 505    ๐Ÿ” 81    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Try the veal!

10.02.2026 03:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a man with long hair is making a funny face and saying `` i was there gandalf i was there 3000 years ago ... '' Alt: a man with long hair is making a funny face and saying `` i was there gandalf i was there 3000 years ago ... ''
10.02.2026 03:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is what "necking" can lead to.

10.02.2026 01:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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an older man with a beard is smiling and looking at the camera . Alt: an older man with a beard is smiling and looking at the camera .
10.02.2026 00:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

*shouts in HS US History Teacher*

WASN'T ANYONE PAYING ATTENTION WHEN I TAUGHT YOU ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER BLEEDING KANSAS?!?!?!?

09.02.2026 19:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know this is an old joke, but...

What is the definition of a "Libertarian?"

A conservative who likes sex and weed.

09.02.2026 18:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would say the median and mean voter as well.

09.02.2026 16:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can a Fit be modified to carry banana peels and blue flying turtle shells?

08.02.2026 03:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And depending on a number of factors, 15 is well within the realm of possibility.

08.02.2026 03:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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