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A lot of it feels like bots talking to bots. Terrible AI image that is commented on by 200 people all saying very short, non-specific phrases.

13.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Green Lantern Theory - Political Dictionary The β€œGreen Lantern Theory” is how political scientists describe the belief that presidents could do more if they just tried a bit harder. The term …

This is the mode a lot of "Why don't the Dems do SoMeThInG?!?!" people are working from.

Then when confronted with the fact the time to "do something" was back in November they shift to telling us why it's all Biden or Harris' fault.

politicaldictionary.com/words/green-...

13.08.2025 23:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, for real? Like why? Is MAGA worried their cult will stop believing and huffing Trump farts?

13.08.2025 19:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Slightly diminish a band: They Might Be a Bit Tall.

13.08.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The pirates are less dumb.

13.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

See... in the 90s I was in my 20s. today I'm in my 50s. Checkmate.

12.08.2025 16:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I teach HS in an exurban white community. The way white right-wing boys whine about everything. all. the. time. Mostly about the referees in their sport-ball games, but also how most girls don't like them... it's a whole thing.

12.08.2025 16:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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big bird is riding in a carriage pulled by a horse . Alt: big bird is riding in a carriage pulled by a horse saying "We ride at dawn!!"
12.08.2025 15:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thing is, Biden's people were pros and knew there was zero chance anything she had to say was of any value given her motivations to lie. Trump's GOP doesn't give a crap about truth so they are happy to make whatever deal she wants.

12.08.2025 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Soldiers and Cops are just toys to play with for the Trump GOP.

12.08.2025 13:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

True!

12.08.2025 01:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is one hell of an origin story for a super hero.

12.08.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, didn't Happy Gilmore win the *squints* "Augusta Natioral Glub"?

12.08.2025 01:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is the absolute truth. The side effect of Republicans going down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole as been they are terrible at running their own conspiracies.

12.08.2025 01:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean... Can it be Portland yeeting a whole-ass food cart?

12.08.2025 00:34 β€” πŸ‘ 107    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

Hell, we could even add Puerto Rico too! 58% of Puerto Rico voted for statehood. And will Republicans allow it? You know the answer!

52 or bust!

12.08.2025 00:22 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Hey! It takes *way* less delta-V to fling them out to Pluto than get to sun. Otherwise, fully agree.

11.08.2025 17:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm more and more convinced that when it comes to things like crime and race, the orange man is stuck around 1991. He *really* did think it was LA Riots style thing in LA. Lots of people fantasized about this kind of move back then.

11.08.2025 14:34 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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In 2025, the President orders the military to seize control of Washington DC because Big Balls was carjacked.

11.08.2025 14:30 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 14    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 1

I mean... those guys look like they could need the exercise.

11.08.2025 14:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Look, not my fault I could get a nasty burn under the light of a full moon.

Also, these people.. so effing dumb.

11.08.2025 11:52 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is what Republicans are.

11.08.2025 01:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup. I'll be happy to enjoy Newsome gerrymandering California and he hates the right people, but he's a last choice for me in the primary

11.08.2025 01:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We don't *hate* them. We want more from them. Huge difference. Likewise, there are going to be some Dem house candidates breathing fire in swing districts.

10.08.2025 23:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes and No. Dems that do fight largely are getting ignored by MSM, also the leftist Trump enablers are doing their normal thing of blaming Democrats for everything the Republicans do.

10.08.2025 18:45 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

And we can still call them out for trans hate at the same time as we applaud them for being willing to fight fascists.

10.08.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

OMG. Related, when I get told by a parent that the kid has had nine bad teachers in a row, I'm always the tenth.

10.08.2025 16:52 β€” πŸ‘ 22    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a group of people standing next to each other with the words never gonna be president now above them ALT: a group of people standing next to each other with the words never gonna be president now above them
10.08.2025 05:20 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can't Imagine, can't imagine.

10.08.2025 01:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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