Dunkin' Idaho

Me: Oh no that trolley is going to run us over!

Guy tied up on the track next to me who somehow thinks he's actually the guy holding the lever: Lol cry more 😂

I read this entire thing thinking it as AOL and not the ADL

Interesting that 'Pizza's Not For Breakfast' is still up there. That's the one I thought for sure would have been scrubbed by now.

if we are all going to be forced to relive 2016, they should at the very least let us see mad max fury road in theaters again

I didn't think it was better, but I have not been so pleasantly surprised by a movie in a loooooong time

What the fuck was that?

BOURDAIN: so ive had joints of mutton everywhere. exeter, wroexeter, berwick. Ive never seen a joint of mutton prepared like this

MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: we roaste thee meat under a pafte which keeps the juices, and renders the meat moft tendere

BOURDAIN: *chuckling* wow

5 panel comic Panel 1: Pink guy saying: I just made a silly joke! Panel 2: Pink guy turns to see a door swing open, revealing a Weird Greenish Guy in the doorway Panels 3-5: Weird greenish guy begins to walk towards Pink Guy in a very creepy manner. He says: I’m Gonna take it SERIOUSLY By panel 5 Weird Guy has Pink Guy in a death grip. He’s going to throttle him for having the audacity to tell a silly joke on social media

when u make a silly joke on this platform

Hell yea

An Eagles-Chiefs Super Bowl is further proof that 2025 is cursed.

jesus christ man obviously i know you're pagliacci, i was just tryin to fuckin gas you up a b— oh come on don't cry

a widely posted image from Aqua Teen Hunger Force showing Master Shake telling Meatwad "I am 40 or 50 years old and I do not need this"

I know a lot of people could use an update of this meme, so I took care of it <sigh>

It's real to me, damn it!

Thanks, I'm just ugly.

Will Mahomes win the super bowl averaging less than 200 yards per game in the playoffs?

Watched the Cowboy Bebop movie on the plane this weekend, and man it still holds up almost 25 years later.

They could probably remake it frame by frame with the Netflix cast and it would do well in theaters.

uh-oh

lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.

every time i see Gronk on my tv i think of this

a man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' . ALT: a man is holding a can of soda in front of his mouth and says `` time is a flat circle '' .

All the boomers laughed when they took Napster away from millennials

All the millennials are laughing because they took TikTok away from zoomers

"More like Jared Goof, amirite?"

Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!

Can't imagine the youth will be too bummed about their high energy video app being banned when they can just log onto blue sky and read sentences written by elder millennials

Patrick Mahomes is going to win a Super Bowl averaging 105 yard per game, isn't he?

billion dollar idea: bring back quaaludes

I knew one day I’d have to watch powerful men burn the world down – I just didn’t expect them to be such losers

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?