Jake

a man in a tuxedo and a woman in a corset say fish fish fishy oh! Alt: a man in a tuxedo and a woman in a corset say fish fish fishy oh! From Monty pythons meaning of life

Hanging out with some homies

A picture of Will Janowitz who played Finn on the sopranos

Dude is still haunted by that one morning he got to the construction site early

Louis CK aside, literally no one would read that as “reen-ters” if not for the umlaut

A screenshot from Anisota.net showing my top emojis are a saluting emoji, us flag, and Israel flag

Chat, is this good?

A screenshot from Magnum PI showing Tom Selleck next to a red Ferrari and he’s wearing short 80s shorts

Solemnly packing away my shorts until spring returns and the northern hemisphere shakes off its winter chill

All of your assistants, your copilots, your precious “AI-integration.” All of your wildest hallucinations—rivers of slop, running downhill to the sea. Where did it all bring you? Back to me.

A picture of Clips with googly eyes in front of a yellow piece of legal pad paper

Who’s laughing now, mf’er

Enjoy your slop, brother

Tech oligarchs have been scrambling for products to retain dominance since the plateau of the home computer and mobile phone. Today, they're forcing 'AI' garbage on us while pushing for mass surveillance and war products, even if they have to make the wars to service them. We can reject this future.

Schrödinger’s boy’s are simultaneously back in town and not back in town, until you sing about them

drinking some wine with montresor and getting all bricked up

FDA to raise hurdles for vaccines, faulting COVID shots for 10 kids' deaths Food and Drug Administration officials say they will ratchet up requirements for vaccine studies, citing concerns about COVID shots for kids. But public health experts question the agency's analysis.

This is the most responsibly reported coverage of this event, & it’s still awful. At first glance, you’d think “oh no, is there troubling new data???” but the deeper you get into the coverage, the more you realize there is nothing here.

I love New York lol what a town

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Why should she waste her beautiful mind on ideas that she doesn’t like?

“Sicilian Buttercup” sounds like a slur from the 50s

A poster showing different breeds of the noble chicken

Tag yourself, I’m Naked Neck

Photo 9f two cats in a clear perspex display case. One is curled up in a pink bowl, the other has its nose pressed to one of the round holes in the front. Text above the pic: "Do you hear them, Clarice? Are the lambs still screaming?"

The haters and the beardos are claiming I should face “consequences” for my “actions” now?

This is like if AI could make a dinner

Right wingers love to post pictures of their grody looking food and act like it’s normal

People will say anything on here. “We used to be a proper country,” no we didn’t. That’s not true.

I’ve been setting all that shit to automatic, that is not my problem

Eventually the US will grant its citizens universal healthcare, but the doctors will all be AI

So brave to say this!

Grover white haus

[recipe] “let rice krispie treats sit for an hour before eating”

me, with a handful of gooey rice krispie treat melting in my grip: “no”

In the 18th century he would have been Mr Beast India Company

Me seeing another CIA trained radical attack the united states: Well well well if it isn't the blowback brothers...

I'm Andrew Cuomo and I DON'T take no for an answer

The right wing really missed a big opportunity to pretend outrage over the term “heterosexual”