Corny group dances are the backbone of culture. Doing the Macarena or the cha cha slide at a wedding is the closest many of us get to venerable community rituals/group somatic exercise that ground and connect us and that’s why it’s so important and shouldn’t be written off. In this essay I will

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Me every time Lin-Manuel writes a song that has lots of people singing several different musical pieces that all come together harmoniously/in syncopation at the end

This. Is. COMMUNITY. 🪈 🧹

Is there a sociological word for the phenomenon that makes people scream cry throw up and write full paragraphs of what totally unreasonable things people should supposedly be expected to do for animals (pets or wild) but not do the bare minimum for their fellow humans bc man is it rampant online

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Sometimes I feel so connected to other humans and then other times I look at the pop charts that say Alex Warren and Morgan Wallen are at the top and I just. Who tf is willingly listening to this

I, for one, always wear a multi-piece leather cat ensemble with stilettos to do a YouTube workout. Nothing to see here and the online fitness industry isn’t over-sexualized at all

Kim from cycle 5 of ANTM changed lives

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Now what the hell is my girl Tate doing collabing with that bozo Morgan W*llen. FFS

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NUEVAYoL by Bad Bunny on Spotify

Work has my spirit hanging by a thread but at least we have Bad Bunny and Pokémon Go

Fish from SpongeBob pounding the floor in emotion

Grogu: *does anything*

Me:

Will Sennett @Senn_Spud (Cognitive behavioral therapy < enjoyer I just cut off in traffic) Think positively. He is probably in a rush for a reason. Maybe he's late for a job interview. Maybe his wife is giving birth Me: I'm da king of da highway

Life hack: live in the Midwest so your drafty ass kitchen cabinets keep your glasses chilled

I do not understand how so many people STILL think an actor has to naturally look really similar to the person they’re playing in a biopic. We as a society need to take a film 101 course or something

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I literally think “BOO BOO KEYS” almost every day at random

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my floating in the air for 4 minutes

Whenever I feel a bad Mental Health Moment coming on, I make guacamole. It weirdly works

An internet pop-up that says “can you handle the 31 funniest puns ever created?” accompanied by a dog wearing a purple wig for some reason

Don’t mind if I do

Replaced the battery in our smoke alarm the same day it started chirping #girlboss #thegrindneverstops

Whyyyy does touching my sink’s metal handle not static electrocute me, but when I put my hands under the water it does?! I’m ready for it when I touch metal but when nothing happens I get a false sense of security only to then get unexpectedly zapped. @hankgreen.bsky.social help me

I start PMSing and immediately start feeling sad about Anakin Skywalker

I feel like Virginia’s conflicted feelings/anxiousness about probably saying no were written all over her face. Nobody seemed to ask her explicitly how she felt or reassure her if it wasn’t feeling right, just taking things at face value. Smth about it all made me feel lonely for her 🥺 #loveisblind

Two of the men basically getting dumped bc they didn’t wanna engage with the women on hard topics. Deserved #loveisBlind

Googles “jobs in conservation Minnesota” after watching Wall-E

Drink every time someone on Love is Blind tells their friends/family the reason they love their fiancé is because they “have the same values” and want to start a family and say absolutely nothing about their actual personality or anything that could possibly distinguish them from any other couple

You toootes should, for real an unparalleled show imo

I regularly think about “time’s arrow marches forward” from Bojack Horseman in a sad but radical acceptance and even for that alone I owe that show so much

I think what they need to add to Love Is Blind is characters. Just have a guy being Dracula. An old prospector. A cowboy. Darth Maul