Kit :3

black text on a white background: “this user supports crows, ravens, and their agenda. corvid haters unfollow immediately.” the text is on the right and on the left is a crow

Today and in the coming days, remember

basic human needs

1. water
2. oxygen
3. girldick

wish somebody would just point me in the direction of the orbs I have to collect to escape this level

So real 💜

I mean, I already was a gay little cat, now I have a picture to prove it

wild to think about how this time next week i’ll be having my first of several nervous breakdowns

T4TTRPG

sesame street isn't supposed to make money. the post office isn't supposed to make money. not everything is supposed to MAKE MONEY

Me if I was in the correct body

People with homes are so rarely cold at night that I just don’t think homes are necessary anymore.

detransitioning to try faster routing the second time

Morpheus: You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit hole goes.

me (42 years old): which one is ibuprofen

I hate fascism for sucking the color out of my life and making me feel grubby and useless and small, as though my voice does not matter and has never mattered

Thanks pup ❤️ it's been rough

to all the puppies forced to spend the holidays with family that mistreats you... ur such a good doggy, yes u are!!! you'll get through this >w< pup believes in u!! if nothing else, eat all their food and skedaddle :3

What maladaptive daydreaming does to a mfer

hey, my friends and I saw you from across the website. could you... shut the fuck up and delete your account?

yelling at an Alexa to control your lighting and music in big 2024: lazy, unethical, lame

giving commands to the malnourished twink you keep in a crate next to the light switch with nothing but a dog bowl filled with stale PBR and a laptop that has Spotify: imaginative, job creation, praxis

Tonight's gender is trying to get men to buy me things

Gender dysphoria? Yeah taking care of that is important but personally I transitioned because I'd simply embarrassed myself memorably and publicly so many times I had to become unrecognisable

Due to a Covid conflict I am suddenly unexpectedly hosting Thanksgiving dinner at my home tomorrow. So naturally what I’m doing about it is laying down and not moving

it’s interesting that they’re trying to ban trans people from the military. from what i’ve heard they’re super soldiers who are too good at sports and athleticism

bluesky is a scam by the ICANN to sell more domain names

@skeetstats.xyz !optin

the world may be fucked, but the weed is good and the video games are poppin there is much bad in the world but in my specific interests the vibes are good