I'm not convinced that the writer is engaging this topic in good faith.

online arguments aren’t about convincing the other party. they’re about establishing a psychosexual dominance over them that will burden them every time they see your posts from that point forward.

Yea. A plague broke out in the city when Orlok arrived. It is implied that he caused it.

The reason that Mimics are like that isn't because they are ambush predators. They are just involved in an extremely long game of hide and seek. Pray that the seeker doesn't find you.

It is unwise to turn the eternally regenerating remains of a tarrasque into a source of meat for your burger shop. Not because it is difficult to maintain, but because Tarrasque doesn't taste that good.

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Contrary to popular belief, crowns are a symbiote that live off of head-lice. They are a descendant of the laurel, which subsisted on hair.

Relooted Review: A Thrilling Heist Game Turns Crime Into Justice Hear me out, what if it doesn’t belong in a museum?

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It is very easy to win a staring contest with a gorgon, but only once.

In a pinch, an acidic ooze can be used as a roomba.

Prior to consuming a trollsblood potion, confirm that the alchemist is accredited. If not properly denatured, the main ingredient has been known to overpower the immune system of the consumer.

Gnomes do not typically wear a red conical hat and blue shirt. This is a late-stage fungal infection specific to gnomes. Please have a healer check on them regularly.

An unused scroll of feather fall beside a set of fresh remains in the middle of nowhere can tell a story of its own.

Please remember to feed your wizards. A healthy diet includes scrolls, thick spellbooks, and the strange yet alluring magic item that most certainly isn't cursed.

If your D&D table hasn't had serious discussions over the limitations of the Mending Cantrip, are you even nerds?

the canonical reason why celebrimbor and galadriel didn't clock sauron going evil is because he was just too hot. whomst among us?

elden ring has taught me that the only true failure is giving up entirely, that learning and growth are as much a part of the process as outright success, and your greatest asset is not what you have, but who you are.

now to make sure i never apply this to other aspects of my life.

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I will simply not watch your D&D youtube video if the thumbnail or title is premised on negging.

A peaceful, starry robed entity, who has three big beautiful bright orange eyes in a wet peapod for a head.

A Normal Magic User

Everytime you report this Blåhaj a transphobe dies.

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The "TEETH TEETH TEETH" tweet from 2017 is the first that comes to mind. Made a one-shot horror where gums and teeth had begun to grow in a cave, and caused teeth to sprout on nearby creatures.

i am tired of explaining the fire. it burns because it must.

There are persistent spells that have devastated the world. Anyone that lives in proximity to them might be afflicted by direct effects of the spell, or be warped by the spell itself.
Edict of Rust - All of the iron in your body rusts.
Edict of the Razorwind - Breathing quickly causes internal cuts

Primordial's Spite - Some part of your body has become aligned with the elements. You might bleed fire. Your bones might turn to stone. It varies from person to person. More severe cases might see the person turn into an elemental, losing their mind in the process.

depends on the setting/agreed upon terms. I've been in communities that have pushed for realism to a foolish degree, and I've been at tables that are far more lax about it.

If I'm playing 5e, you can fall from orbit and be fine* provided you have hp. Cyberpunk? A third story fall is causing harm

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righteous.

Thayan or Thayian.

The villain's sins were all committed in an effort to stop the bigger, badder villain, that has been hinted at all along. The plan is being explained because the party just foiled it.

The Pit of Carceri.

It is a prison that sinks into the bowels of the earth. In the absence of hell, mortals built a prison for other mortals. The wardens have built layer after layer on the top over millennia. Jailers stalk the lower levels, warped by the prison itself, some no longer recognizable.