Matt Paimon

Crisol: Theater of Idols is the precise kind of game we need more of and at only $18, it’s a no-brainer! Blasphemous Bioshock! What more do you people want! Buy it!

Man this new Ratboys album is actually as good as everyone claimed the new Wednesday album was last year

Or how many people went to YouTube Music??? Same deal???

In the process of getting off Spotify, it strikes me how so many people were like, “Fuck Spotify forever because of the fascist stuff and because they don’t pay artists” and how many of these people went to Apple Music??? Tim Cook is Trump’s lapdog and they actually pay artists LESS than Spotify???

This kid goes from hands in his hoodie pocket to annihilating this prick in like less than half a second this is the coolest shit ever lmao

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Dale Cooper asking “What year is this?”

I find myself unbelievably excited for multiple upcoming Konami titles…what is going on, are we back

Silent Hill Townfall looks fucking siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick

Nothing good has ever come out of West Alexandria, Ohio, including me

No clue and none of my business

Tried Qobuz today and folks…it’s got the juice

This is starting to get like universal basic income where every single objective study shows the same result but the people who don't like that result go "uh, well there's just really no way to know"

This might be cool if they change literally everything about the original RE5, a game that just fucking sucks

I definitely never read any Noam Chomsky books because of the Epstein stuff, not because I was too lazy to read them. I did it on purpose because I got bad vibes from him and declined, not because I suck ass at reading any book that doesn’t feature a ghost or a vampire or maybe a ghoul

"I'm going to Mars" "I'm going to the moon" You can't even go to visit your children

Bad Bunny I am not familiar with your music but you have a lifelong fan for making terrible people so mad that they had to pretend Kid Rock is good

Parker Posey doing a Southern accent

Every Super Bowl ad is for the door in the forest. It’s annoying. “You must walk through the door.” Yeah thanks, I know that already. I dream of the door every night

Also why does every ninja game start off with the slaughter of your entire clan?

Just an awkward way of saying that Shinobi Art of Vengeance is far superior to Ninja Gaiden Ragebound, despite NGR being pretty damn good!

Man the Shinobi side scroller from last year absolutely eats the Ninja Gaiden side scroller from last year’s lunch, huh

i don't think christians should be allowed to vibe advertise in commercial breaks like they're selling coca cola. no more shots of the night sky and vague cursive text about finding purpose. show your weird-ass mega pastor asking for money and telling people cholera is caused by loose morals

Football sucks but the Patriots losing would undeniably make the worst people in the world mad so go Seahawks (and I live in Seattle but that doesn’t really rank as a reason)

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

[Sees people suffering at the hands of republicans in such a way that is barely distinguishable from what the democrats routinely do] The online left did this.

Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...

You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.

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Believing in god at this point is (somehow) more embarrassing than believing in the Democrats; you’re trying to tell me you still believe in an entity that could end all the horrors at any point, but just chooses not to? Idk, man, sounds like a huge fucking asshole to me, but have fun with all that

Evil, irredeemable country