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Otto Krecht

@oldbeigeguy.bsky.social

A parody of his former self Some people like to go out and paint the town red. I am not one of them.

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I had a 1974, and the color was baby poop yellow. All the acceleration of a one-speed bicycle, but you could parallel park it.

15.10.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I hope you get this case @girlwonder.bsky.social and create a little buzz about your career

30.05.2025 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Kate Starbird goes behind the back and dunks on Gym Jordan

29.05.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Louie ville, Louie Vull, or Lull Vull?

10.04.2025 03:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
George Mason Green Machine plays Rage - LIVE!
YouTube video by Thomas Block George Mason Green Machine plays Rage - LIVE!

How long until we see you using the cane like the conductor of this band?

youtu.be/SOMbRRGuhO0?...

30.03.2025 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bob's your uncle

17.03.2025 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Jeff, did you nuke your Twitter account tonight, or did they do it for you?

14.03.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Well?

21.02.2025 20:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

"at the table"

16.02.2025 14:28 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well I hope that horse apologizes and gives you lots of licks

26.01.2025 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I used the online system to renew my US passport last Monday, and it arrived today. So I vouch for the system.

You can apply up to a year before your expiration date. There are thorough instructions and aids on the site.

Just in case you want to go somewhere.

26.12.2024 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Just add two hands holding the circle and vote for the Illinois goatse flag.

11.12.2024 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 67    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 8    πŸ“Œ 0

Unrelated - according to the Federal Insecticide, Fungicide, and Rodenticide Act (FIFRA), the use of herbicide is legal in some cases

11.12.2024 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it means there were a bunch of Eminem songs in Music League

06.12.2024 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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*sigh*

06.12.2024 17:04 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Tell me about it

06.12.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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NYT Games

04.12.2024 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Also stupid?

The musical version of A Christmas Story. It was still being tested at the time, so it might have improved since then, but I found it unnecessary.

Just watch the movie for the 20th time like the rest of us.

27.11.2024 21:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Which led to her quizzing me on the spelling of the F word, the S word, and the B word. She wanted to keep going through the alphabet, but I stopped her at "C". Until tonight she thought the S word was "stupid".

27.11.2024 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

When Little OBG was 9, I posted this:

So we went to see the opening weekend of the new musical production of A Christmas Story. Now Little OBG wants to know why Ralphie had to put a bar of soap in his mouth, and why fudge is a bad word.

27.11.2024 20:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I used Al Davis's bathroom once back in 1984

After my pee came out silver and black, I ran out spraying wildly and never returned

25.11.2024 01:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Mason Foster Interception Return For A Touchdown
YouTube video by EAPlayMaker Mason Foster Interception Return For A Touchdown

Having a diehard Arizona fan in the family, I've been groomed to taunt him at the slightest provocation.

youtu.be/JfrflEdKr-o?...

24.11.2024 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a cowboy hat says john wayne also agrees .. ALT: a man in a cowboy hat says john wayne also agrees ..
23.11.2024 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of the SNL crew, I think Jan Hooks was underrated

16.11.2024 03:02 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The picture makes me think you should go orange 🍊

15.11.2024 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Was at a ski lodge shop when Teddy Kennedy brought his family in to outfit them for their Christmas vacation

14.11.2024 19:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Similar reason for me. I wanted to go to a game when I was a student in London, and the first one I went to was Arsenal. So it stuck with me.

14.11.2024 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

NBA: Sonics (Warriors if Sonics don't count)
NFL: Seahawks
NHL: Bruins
College: Washington
MLB: Mariners
WNBA: Storm
Soccer: Sounders

14.11.2024 14:22 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

bsky.app/profile/oldb...

13.11.2024 04:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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