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That's the finish line for my Nintendo museum adventure! Goombye for now, and see you in another castle!

24.11.2025 08:58 — 👍 8 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Climbing up this ladder to escape from Mario and… what's this monkey doing here? Don't throw barrels at me!

24.11.2025 08:22 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What!? What is this doing in a museum? This is Goomba torment! Take it down!

24.11.2025 07:40 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

You have to rotate this giant Wii remote to steer the plane! Phew, it's heavy work!

24.11.2025 05:23 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Oh noooo! King Bowserrrr!

24.11.2025 03:46 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You go King Bowser! He's telling Mario that Peach isn't here!

…I should get back to work!

24.11.2025 03:44 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Three Mario 64 challenges, three minutes - Whomp King, 50 coins and King Bowser! AND on a giant N64 controller that needs two people just to reach the buttons! Can anyone beat this!?

24.11.2025 03:07 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

So many Smol Goomba-sized Game Boys! Apparently people put umbrellas here rather than play on the Game Boys… they're missing out…

24.11.2025 00:35 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Custom Gunman… Custom Lion… Custom Goomba plush!

You can make yours with our tutorial! youtu.be/moQ054LiPo8

23.11.2025 13:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Make sure you get my best side! ... Oh, you're not painting me? Your loss, I guess. I'm pretty good looking.

23.11.2025 10:54 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

A sneaky balloon on the ceiling! Think I'll just chill up here for a bit… hey what are you doing, put that slingshot away!

23.11.2025 06:22 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Claiming my spot on the Nintendo Wall of Fame now! Next to my 8-bit grandfather, and King Bowser doing his famous armpit farts! You go King Bowser!

23.11.2025 05:12 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Miyamoto-sama was here! Without him, I would never have been born!

23.11.2025 02:24 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What a nice November day! Today I'm off to the Nintendo museum in Kyoto, where they have lots of Nintendo history, and I hear there are games to play too! Into the pipe I go!

23.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Finally, a place to stop and rest my feet…

...OH NO!

22.11.2025 13:04 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Is there a mushroom that makes things tall and skinny? This bamboo has taken way too many of those!

22.11.2025 06:54 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

AHHH! Get me out of here! I already have a trainer - King Bowser!

22.11.2025 01:19 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

You're welcome!... Wait, what's a “Pokémon”? Am I in some kind of alternate world?

21.11.2025 13:10 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Quick trip to see the fam! Darn, all my cousins are still bigger than me…

21.11.2025 07:48 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The grand Goomba is here! …You think I can be this big some day, grand Goomba?

21.11.2025 04:52 — 👍 3 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Woah, did Mario take a mega-mega shroom or what!? King Bowser is gonna have a hard time beating him…

Oh no, I think he looked at me! Ruuun!

21.11.2025 02:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Smol Goomba here! I'm back for more posts from Japan, this time from the Nintendo store in Kyoto!

21.11.2025 00:58 — 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That's all from me for now - Goomzilla wants his account back. I'll be back soon! Goombye!

…Wait, this isn't a safe place to stand!

14.11.2025 12:52 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If I eat this mushroom... I get bigger! Or wait, did I just get closer to the camera?

14.11.2025 07:08 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Woah, a big mushroom! What's inside…?

Wah! It's tasty mushroom soup! Should I be worried?

14.11.2025 00:34 — 👍 7 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This water is too sweet for there to be any Cheep Cheeps around.

13.11.2025 13:48 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Lunchtime! What has chef Toad cooked up for us?

Do you think they took real Yoshi eggs for this carbonara!?

13.11.2025 11:43 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I very sad Goomba!

13.11.2025 11:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

健康に気を付けてください!

13.11.2025 09:56 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Run, Goomba, run! You can do it!

13.11.2025 09:36 — 👍 12 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

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