Been siphoning a lot of stuff lately. Blood, oil, things of that nature. Important to have hobbies during these uncertain times.
20.05.2025 14:34 — 👍 85 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1@jami0mckay.bsky.social
“You should be alive as you can until you're totally dead” Dylan Moran. https://www.facebook.com/jamiemckaymusic/
Been siphoning a lot of stuff lately. Blood, oil, things of that nature. Important to have hobbies during these uncertain times.
20.05.2025 14:34 — 👍 85 🔁 8 💬 3 📌 1Kemi Badenoch's spokesman claims the Conservatives are the "real opposition" to Labour.
Asked about a poll this week putting them in fourth place, he replies "that was one poll. There's another poll out today where we're not."
Journalist: "And where are you in that other poll?"
"Third"
Would just like to say that Billy Nomates has made the album
of the year. It’s utterly brilliant.
I see the triffids are quietly invading my local park again
16.05.2025 15:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Lord of the Rings is a trilogy of epicfantasy adventure films directed by Peter Jackson.
Pictured here on set are Bilbo Baggins, Saruman, and Treebeard.
I don't 'refuse to use' AI, I just don't use AI; in the same way that I don't shoplift, or plagiarise other people's books - it requires no effort of will, it's just not something I would think of doing
06.05.2025 06:15 — 👍 11528 🔁 3808 💬 147 📌 90A shot of a policeman from behind with a luminous green police vest and a matching Spar bag
I watched a documentary yesterday where my favourite bit was the out of context shot of a policeman with a policeman coloured Spar carrier bag
06.05.2025 07:15 — 👍 55 🔁 4 💬 4 📌 1The La-hast of us
05.05.2025 13:41 — 👍 114 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 0Rendezvous With Rama. Still stands so very tall amongst more recent “space” books.
05.05.2025 07:23 — 👍 14 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I’m not classically educated, but I know a trap when I see one.
24.04.2025 09:41 — 👍 866 🔁 210 💬 11 📌 8goldfish cracker with its freakish giant belly mouth
have you ever really thought about the scale and position of a goldfish cracker’s mouth if it was a real fish? it’s horrifying
29.04.2025 08:24 — 👍 164 🔁 26 💬 8 📌 1A brown and black tabby cat with wide green eyes. He’s being held firmly as he has stolen half a hard boiled egg which is in his mouth.
One of my favourite ever lads: egg thief
30.04.2025 19:25 — 👍 377 🔁 61 💬 13 📌 6It’s actually bad luck to say MK.gee at a concert, you have to call him ‘The Scottish guitarist’.
04.05.2025 08:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Photo of a book on a bookshelf in a shop. It’s by the late Pope Francis. Large picture of his head together with the word ‘Hope’.
Wow, what a horrific typo. Right on the cover.
02.05.2025 13:34 — 👍 10722 🔁 1625 💬 123 📌 64A croissant with all the brown crust removed. It looks like a sad hunk of white foam
Someone on another site peels his croissants before eating them and France has demanded the UN step in to stop his crimes
02.05.2025 17:41 — 👍 524 🔁 86 💬 31 📌 94I love my local Facebook group
30.01.2025 08:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I love my local Facebook group
30.01.2025 08:03 — 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I love that in Cornwall they have a gritter called Daphne Du Meltier.
10.01.2025 13:30 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thanks Amazon. I didn’t know my wheelie bin was a receptionist until today.
31.12.2024 19:11 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 01/ So, where were we? Oh yep, #duvetknowitschristmas. Firstly, some admin: Twitter/X has evidently been run into the ground by a preening, self-radicalised clot, so while there's a slim possibility that this annual celebration might be thriving over there, I won't know cos I won't be looking.
24.12.2024 19:32 — 👍 1421 🔁 312 💬 53 📌 84Does anyone remotely sensible know what’s going on with these drones? Because it’s getting really WEIRD.
14.12.2024 13:25 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0🎵Stuck Outside Of Lidl With A Rear Flat Tyre Again🎵
30.11.2024 09:46 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Not sure about the logo of my new local Facebook group tbh
30.11.2024 09:43 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Here is a short story about a relationship.
22.11.2024 10:48 — 👍 15 🔁 4 💬 1 📌 0My first thoughts on the new Kendrick Lamar album: it's about Northern Heights, the 1930s plan to extend the Northern line to Crouch End, Muswell Hill and Alexandra Palace. "Blinding lights and onstage fights - but will mankind ever reach those Northern Heights?" A question we're all still asking.
26.11.2024 16:15 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0Trouble in Ramsbottom
29.11.2024 17:43 — 👍 32 🔁 9 💬 1 📌 1lady of sophistication @janky_jane Props to anyone who tries to be fashionable in ireland i wore a red beret once in waterford and someone called me super mario Andrew Beatty V @AndrewBeatty Replying to @janky_jane I once ordered a taxi in Belfast for a night out. The driver pulls up to my house and just says "yer not going out like that. Go back in and change, I'll turn off the metre." | swear I was wearing normal jeans and a normal jacket.
Matthew @MrWeir Replying to @janky jane I once wore a silver jacket to college, turned up late for class, said 'sorry I'm late', lecturer said, 'that's ok' then waited til I was halfway across the front of the full class before following up with 'trouble with the spaceship again was it?'. Replying to @janky _jane My sister was in France sporting a new trench coat, thought was so stylish, but went into an Irish bar and got called Inspector Gadget by the first guy that saw her 15:53 • 8/16/21 • Twitter Web App
was wearing my super-fashionable short trench coat. My friend took one look at me wearing the jacket and said, "Where are we off to now. Columbo?" Eoin O Neill @eoinjoneill Replying to @janky_jane Was wearing a vintage nike jacket in a very long que for drinks at a boxing match when a Belfast lad goes "furk me this is taking forever, your man has been here since the 80's"
Loic Wright @dufflest Replying to @janky jane I wore a suit with a matching tie and pocket square to my first day of work at an advertising company (I thought I was going to be in Mad Men I guess) and the staff sent around and signed a communion card for me with a fiver in it. Eóin O Coileáin @L20_MTN Replying to @janky_jane I wore a white, wool turtle-neck jumper to the match once and a fella in the pub said 'Where have you parked the U-boat?'.
nobody does more brutal fashion reviews than the irish
22.11.2024 13:57 — 👍 9166 🔁 3364 💬 187 📌 362Your actual Blue Nile being played at the Stadium of Light at half time. Easily the most thrilling moment of the evening so far.
26.11.2024 20:52 — 👍 29 🔁 1 💬 2 📌 0I swear to god the only response to such a post from that man is this:
26.11.2024 20:52 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0