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@literalquirk.bsky.social

I carried a watermelon.

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As expected.

15.08.2025 01:52 β€” πŸ‘ 117    πŸ” 73    πŸ’¬ 23    πŸ“Œ 7

I’m natural. I have coconut oil. What a damn lemming traitor.

15.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Cherly Hines photo, headline, excerpt and quote from the WSJ: How Cheryl Hines Went From Hollywood Star to Mrs. MAHA... While she understands that some friends find it stressful to be around her given their opposition to her husband's views, she's struck by the intense hostility of others. "Some people can't even, I don't know, they can't even talk about it. It's really rather strange, actually."

Cherly Hines photo, headline, excerpt and quote from the WSJ: How Cheryl Hines Went From Hollywood Star to Mrs. MAHA... While she understands that some friends find it stressful to be around her given their opposition to her husband's views, she's struck by the intense hostility of others. "Some people can't even, I don't know, they can't even talk about it. It's really rather strange, actually."

True, the awkwardness of someone you thought was a normal human woman cleaving eternally to an adulterous roadkill-gourmand lunatic bent on erasing every medical advance from the last 100 years despite already causing the deaths of many with no end in sight to his wreckage really IS rather strange

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The man whose identity has not been disclosed was transported to a local hospital, where he ultimately succumbed to his injuries.

By @janettev.bsky.social & @shoton35mm.bsky.social

This is a developing story.

lataco.com/monrovia-man...

15.08.2025 01:44 β€” πŸ‘ 862    πŸ” 458    πŸ’¬ 88    πŸ“Œ 49
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US army rolling the red carpet to murderer’s plane. I will never forget this image.

15.08.2025 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 13983    πŸ” 4880    πŸ’¬ 1355    πŸ“Œ 733

πŸ† 🀣🀣

15.08.2025 20:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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An unarmed veteran was attacked from behind, sustaining injuries and being dragged into a Portland ice building.

15.08.2025 15:27 β€” πŸ‘ 8691    πŸ” 5601    πŸ’¬ 1656    πŸ“Œ 1104

We all could use a little Mabel right now πŸ₯°

15.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a woman standing in front of a door with the words what do we have here below her ALT: a woman standing in front of a door with the words what do we have here below her
15.08.2025 18:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy never got picked for kickball.

15.08.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
2025 National Edward R. Murrow Award Winners - Radio Television Digital News Association

Beyond pleased to announce that Reveal has won two national Murrow Awards for our work on β€œ40 Acres and A Lie” and β€œEscaping Putin’s War Machine.”

Congratulations to our colleagues at @motherjones.com, the Center for Public Integrity, and the @apnews.com for their critical work on these episodes.

14.08.2025 22:34 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

WONDERFUL!

15.08.2025 17:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I guffawed for an appropriate amount of time πŸ˜†

15.08.2025 17:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’ve trained for this my whole life. Someone is throwing food? I’ll bring my appetite and a cooler.

15.08.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Newsom: If California, one of the most un-Trumped states in America, is not successful, it’s at our peril. We may not get this back. I’m telling you, we may not.

He is rigging this next midterm election before one vote is cast. He tried to wreck our democracy after the last vote was cast last time.

15.08.2025 02:26 β€” πŸ‘ 26348    πŸ” 7886    πŸ’¬ 572    πŸ“Œ 394

Gym Jordan is a shirt-sleeved boil on the butt of humanity. And my gawd, you know he has the worst coffee-bacteria breath.

15.08.2025 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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To quote BTC @briantylercohen.bsky.social β€œGot it.”

15.08.2025 17:16 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This guy is on one and I love it

15.08.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And how nice of Lindsey Graham to help her!!! Patsy4Evahhh 🚬 πŸ’ͺ🏼

14.08.2025 23:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Things are going just great in DC tonight.

14.08.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5337    πŸ” 1593    πŸ’¬ 456    πŸ“Œ 163

I decided to take the GOP's "Gamer Dudebros are the new Welfare Queens" mantra at face value.

If this was true, unemployment should have skyrocketed after Medicaid expansion went into effect, right?

acasignups.net/25/07/11/abo...

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Man Charged With Assaulting Federal Agent With Sandwich in D.C.

If I saw a federal agent with a sandwich, I'm not sure what I might have done.

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This former model, with no background in history, has been put in charge of curating what is "appropriate" at the National Museum of African American History.

13.08.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 14960    πŸ” 6656    πŸ’¬ 3086    πŸ“Œ 1318

I strained a calf while out running through farmland this morning.

You should have seen the size of the colander I had to use.

13.08.2025 09:28 β€” πŸ‘ 33    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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And since March 2025, Paolo Zampolli
now holds the position of United States Special Representative for Global Partnerships ain’t that some shit!

12.08.2025 13:49 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

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