🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omnivorous

We did this and I have not seen the rat since... 🤷‍♀️👏

Someone, anyone, please show me how to disable (and burn) #Copilot?

Mousie? 😉

Voted "Most Outgoing Passenger"
Captain's Log, Titanic 1912

#DragonsDen for the rest of us non-Muricuns.

Reverse Shark Tank

Kinda brown and circumcised?

This is my real face from 2-3 years ago.
I'm a lizard-person from V now, but we don't talk about it.

Oh hell yeah! 👏

Oh damn, you get the reference and everything!
Wishing your Larries all the best.

Asking my husband to pee down The Rat Hole... tbd.
Will report back.

We have a possum living under our deck we have named Norman. Not sure if it's the same one all these years or a series of Normans.
But he's a harmless and useful critter so we let him be.

Every bumblebee in our yard is named Darryl. Every year.

Is it weird that my takeaway is that we buy the most wine in November?

Currently pickling myself.

#letthemdocake
Marks and Spensers sammies got me through the summer of '96.
So what if it's cake now?

Wake at 5-6am, breakfast around 7, lunch at noon, dinner at 5:30, bed at 9.
Except if alcohol or events get involved... 😉🤣
This is weird?

5:30

More of this cat, please!

News you can use:

Best wishes to Bev! 💕
👀 Spygate was complete nonsense (everyone does it).

I can say with some authority after working 30 years in the video industry that Pammy-Jo is full-on lying.
That is not a real thing.
Metadata is real and timecode is older than me.

A glob is a perfectly cromulent unit of measurement.

I love this as a social experiment and I'll just grab my camera and brb...

My neighbour just texted to ask to borrow two eggs so we're getting closer...

I need a 1950s-style secretary to bring me coffee and remind me what I'm supposed to be doing today.
#perimenopause

Practice camping.
#staycation 🇨🇦

#Cavalry and #York brawling post-match is hilarious to me as a #ForgeFC supporter.
Just chilling over here with a cocktail garnished with schadenfreude.

Notable point! It sure looked like it was going to be a point shared.

Please, scientists, take ALL my money and work to eliminate mosquitoes.