🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper

Pass the eyeball bleach, please. 🤮

I blame the Dewey Decimal System for my OCD.

Are we living in a golden age of stupidity? From brain-rotting videos to AI creep, every technological advance seems to make it harder to work, remember, think and function independently …

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Discussing the #LouvreHeist with my teenager and trying to figure out how one fences Napoleonic Crown Jewels. She suggested EBay; we laughed.
Then tried to remember enough French to say "It fell off the back of a truck".
'Il tombe de derierre d'un camion' is the best I could come up with. 🙄🤣

My feed has become too American. How you doing, rest of the world?

More 1837 whaling ship references in football commentary, please. 👏

Why not both?

Take all my money!

The Ongoing History of New Music, episode 1025: Stupid History, the Music Version 1 | Alan Cross For some people, history is dry and boring, consisting of nothing but dates and wars and dusty facts about things that don’t have anything to do with life

@alancross.bsky.social is a National Treasure.
www.ajournalofmusicalthings.com/the-ongoing-...

A World Cup preying on Fomo: Fifa’s 2026 ticket scheme is a late-capitalist hellscape NFTs, dynamic pricing and double resale fees have turned the 2026 World Cup into a fintech carnival where fandom meets late-capitalist absurdity

#FIFA #FAFO
www.theguardian.com/football/202...

This is a great idea. I'll start doing this and then maybe it'll catch on (with my 2000 Nigerian romance scammer/bot followers).

Way past its prime: how did Amazon get so rubbish? Sick of scrolling through junk results, AI-generated ads and links to lookalike products? The author and activist behind the term ‘enshittification’ explains what’s gone wrong with the internet – and ...

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

Cool drought, yo.
Loving the floods.

'The Best 10 Days'

#CMNT Great read, this.
www.cbc.ca/sports/longf...

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Publicly funded hot tubs and saunas for all.

I don't bill for the time I spend shaving my legs, pulling on hose and making myself look respectable in a suit.
But I do expect to be heard.

Is it fun to be kept on your toes by a vendor who capriciously changes their SKUs at random? 🤯

Works on contingency? No. Money down!

If you're in need of a good lawyer, I just found out our kitten passed the Bar Exam and he's accepting new clients.

In this eggconomy?

Dude, not until we finish all the Hallowe'en candy.

Have a look at Canada a few years ago.

If your upbringing wasn't shaped by Richard Condie's #NFB cartoons are you even Canadian?

Sawing for teens!

Seven Es.

Some #HamOnt summer weather.

Stop shaking your eyes!

"Wearing a red lip".
Huh.

Cartoon about free speech.

MAGA loves free speech so much they want to keep it all for themselves.