🇨🇦 Mangdar The Omniscient Hot Pepper

Polls plunge as poopy-pants president plunders public and purges population.

Or:
Trump's Temper-Tantrum Trouser-Turd Tyranny

"His nickname was wet wipes!" Even more messy Tr*mp diaper details emerge, and it's not pretty - Queerty Somehow there's even more diaper lore.

Temper Tantrum Tyrant's Trouser Turds.
www.queerty.com/his-nickname...

All men, given enough money and power, become beasts.
Their greed is insatiable and exponential.

The UI has been garbage for years now.

Came here for this. 👏

While there are many good reasons to boycott a #WorldCup (#FIFA #corruption), please remember the US is only 1 of 3 host nations this year.

Non-zero probability that the upcoming US civil war will be called the Pretti Good Revolution.

But nothing for Renee Good?

💯

America is murdering Pretti Good people.
Time for the rest of the world to boycott and divest.

But also remember there are matches in Canada and Mexico.
Boycott the USA.

All #sandwiches are good, fundamentally.
But what makes an exceptional sandwich comes down to two factors:
-Wet to dry ratio
-Containment to spillage ratio

Fight me on this?

No! Bad. Stop!
I get Bust A Move stuck in my head sometimes when I brush my teeth.
Yes, we need to share our pain, but we must be responsible.

Only a hoax if he can't profit from it.
See also: Epstein Files. 😉

When you clean your vacuum cleaner you become a vacuum cleaner.

Why is Trump interested in Greenland? Look to the thawing Arctic ice | Gaby Hinsliff Forecasts suggest that global heating could create a shortcut from Asia to North America, and new routes for trading, shipping – and attack, says Guardian columnist Gaby Hinsliff

I think maybe #PhilipPullman predicted this.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

French-U.K. Starlink rival pitches Canada on 'sovereign' satellite service for Arctic military operations | CBC News Eutelsat, a company largely owned by the French and U.K. governments, is offering Canada an alternative to Elon Musk's Starlink satellite broadband communications in the Far North. The company says it...

Finally, some good news. #Eutelsat

www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

I get dizzy on a stepladder just changing a lightbulb, but this is such a fantastic documentary that I watch it over and over again:
films.nationalgeographic.com/fly

"Yeah, let's just put up some trade show curtains and call it a SCIF."

Endless shoes and boots

Canadian house party in winter 🥳

A price sign from a supermarket advising its 250 for a "Christmas Bag of Threats"

You'd better watch out!
You'd better watch out
YOᑌ'ᗪ ᗷETTEᖇ ᗯᗩTᑕᕼ OᑌT

This is the full 60 Minutes segment on CECOT Bari Weiss and CBS News didn't want you to see. Political videos and commentary with receipts.

substack.com/inbox/post/1...

Just RFK listing off his kinks.

Hollywood people make a great sacrifice knowing they can never again go to a party and eat what the kids eat.

If your religious beliefs are threatened by a corporate marketing campaign, then I don't think you understand the meaning of 'religion' or 'belief'.

My dumbass kitten can't differentiate a legit threat from his own tail.
Is he American?

Terror Kitten Kill Colonel
Whatever, I just made cinnamon toast it was delicious.