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King of the Website - Brian
Me, village elder in 2076: “…and it was called Pizza Hut”
Gaggle of youth huddled around a lithium fire: “A whole restaurant just for pizza?! I bet it was delicious!”
Me: “So, here’s the thing…”
Minor key version of the guitar riff from “Jessica” by the Allman Brothers Band solemnly plays in the background
25.01.2026 17:59 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0with six thousand some-odd gifs, you almost take it for granted how rare these category errors are
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+rep good trader
21.12.2025 00:24 — 👍 111 🔁 16 💬 5 📌 0my name is lupin the third
20.12.2025 17:56 — 👍 431 🔁 141 💬 3 📌 1he swam so fast and furious
they call me zenigata heiji the way im throwing that money around
06.12.2025 18:39 — 👍 6 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0Miles Davis
09.10.2025 00:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of a Facebook Marketplace listing displaying a silver figurine of Spiderman labeled "Spiderman Pewter Paperweight"
Not what he's called
19.09.2025 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0i wish this would happen to me
01.10.2025 10:12 — 👍 1062 🔁 490 💬 6 📌 12c’est business!
22.09.2025 02:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot of a Facebook Marketplace listing displaying a silver figurine of Spiderman labeled "Spiderman Pewter Paperweight"
Not what he's called
19.09.2025 01:47 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0guys with tonsured long hair may be the wave in 2027
08.09.2025 21:04 — 👍 9 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0
21.08.2025 02:56 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The NB Miata is the FD RX-7's core fighter
20.08.2025 22:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Dragon Slayer EL-P and Executioner Mike
20.08.2025 22:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cheese panini ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
10.08.2025 13:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
A screenshot from the web browser game "Scrandle" featuring an image of a hoagie roll with a faint cheese stain on it labeled "Cheese panini" being sold at £3.50
Something like that, yeah
(This was the correct choice 3/4 times on yesterday's Scrandle)
Cheese panini…
09.08.2025 01:31 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0In less than a year, they’re gonna make an LLM that’s like 10% better at predicting text and then they’ll call it AGI Superintelligence
30.07.2025 15:54 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0It is cheaper to buy vegetables here
14.03.2025 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Learning about music subgenre names, but then I think about a Witch House in the Jungle and get scared
10.05.2025 13:25 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Though its cultural moment of acknowledgement has passed, I am still entertained by the fact that the Brits have shadow garden grown dark evil rhubarb
06.05.2025 15:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I see too many people posting "old money aesthetic," and it's just them dressing like an off-duty dentist in the '70s
16.04.2025 01:49 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
like and share if you agree
02.04.2025 14:04 — 👍 137 🔁 53 💬 9 📌 0
𝐓𝐈𝐌𝐄 𝐓𝐎 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐄𝐄𝐓𝐇
歯磨きの時間だ
*trying to come up with a unique take on Madoka Magica*
Anyone else notice that Tomoe Mami's whole super-rifle attack was cool as hell?
