Ben

Green Gatiss

Proposal:

Once when I was a young shithead living with other young shitheads we had a landlord who left us a haiku:

Why you get on roof?
Your hall is a garbage yard.
You will be summoned.

Hear me out: companies like this are great because it allows all the weird little aggro 996-evangelists to self-segregate into their deranged little silos and leave the rest of us the fuck alone

*audible gasp*

I would rather spend a whole night stuck at a shitty fundraiser at Mar-a-Lago sitting between Newt and Calista Gingrich eating mashed potato cement than spend 5 seconds being smiled at like this by this man

In a kinder universe Bove would’ve been a character actor

This is how we got Liquid Snake

Yes they will. They’ll cave 10 minutes before air

The truck from Sorcerer

2004. Me and the boys out past curfew in my friend Justin’s parents’ Windstar on our way to Jack in the Box.

Oh… uhh, I think I’m busy that day

What purpose does Dell even have as a company in 2025

Something darkly funny about a scene of the most day-drunk apparatchiks this side of the Volga lining up at the rotunda with tears streaming down their sunburned faces to pay their respects to the deceased and then you look at the deceased and it’s Charlie fucking Kirk.

10% of FBI personnel are busy patrolling DuPont Circle

Don Jr. runs up to him unsure of what to do and all he can think of is to shake his father’s hand because that’s the only way they’ve ever touched and his hand is very cold.
www.welcometohellworld.com/the-very-mom...

Dude, how green was my valley

Prometheus accused of stealing Olympian-funded ignition research.

This policy will save trillions of lives (of e. Coli)

Who is the Spencer he’s endorsing? Or do I not want to know…

It’s a Jim Crow site. Surprised they haven’t just called her a “quadroon.”

People also ask: What flower symbolizes father? What flowers do you give your dad? What is a masculine flower to give a man? Can I get flowers for my dad? Do dads like receiving flowers? Is there a flower called dad?

Pre-war is a continuation of pre-politics by other means

Nothing made slavery’s toxicity more obvious to Union troops than its effect on the fundamental unit of society, the family. For one thing, slave sales separated families. In the Upper South, where many Union soldiers were stationed in 1861, about one in three first marriages was broken by sale, and about half of all slave children were separated from at least one parent. 129 With their own eyes, soldiers saw slavery snap bonds between parents and children. The men of the Seventh Wisconsin were awakened by gunshots one November night. The following day, soldiers “learned, and saw the cause of the alarm in the form of two negro women—a mother and a daughter.” The pair had fled to Union lines to avoid the proposed sale of the “goodlooking” daughter into the so-called fancy trade, which soldiers viewed as a form of concubinage. Outraged by the plight and moved by the vulnerability of the mother and daughter, “every private in the ranks” cursed “that system which tramples on the honor of man, and makes merchandise of the virtue of women,” according to one member of the regiment. 130 When an Iowan encountered a young child about to be sold by her own father, who was also her master, he vowed, “By G–d I’ll fight till hell freezes over and then I’ll cut the ice and fight on.” 131

from chandra manning's wonderful book "what this cruel war was over"

Lord of the Rings meme, forgive me, I didn’t watch the movies, it’s the elf guy talking to the red bearded warrior dude, three frames: Bearded warrior dude: ME REMEMBERING THE GWOT I NEVER THOUGHT'D DIE FIGHTING ALONG SIDE A WAR CRIMINAL Elf guy: BILL KRISTOL WE SHALL DEFEND TRANS PEOPLE AND LIBERAL DEMOCRACY TO OUR LAST BREATH Bearded warrior dude: JFC THIS IS WEIRD

Meanwhile my favorite:

the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

And, dare I say, Sims 2

The Sims

Hell yeah

I’ve sent you a request as well, I’d love to hear them!

That is a beautiful bike