Katie Kruger

Who marks the waxing tide grow wave by wave

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FOR THE HOMELANDS!!!!!!

I desperately need someone to tell me exactly what the Paddington musical was like in person because I don’t think the videos I’ve seen are conveying accurately what that was like. Was it giving Ewok?

This is just to say

I have eaten
the swans
that were in
the duck pond

and which
you were probably
saving
for the King

Forgive me
they were delicious
so white
and so necky

this is, hands down, the best video I've seen on men's influencer content and it's not close either

Why, Hal, ’tis my vocation, Hal, ’tis no sin for a man to labor in his vocation.

My god this thread is funny.

Jean jacket weather is when I finally get to embody my true form.

I’m sure time will tell on the greatest contributions of this current younger generation, but in my opinion reclassifying Diet Coke as “a fridge cigarette” is fucking brilliant.

I am 42 now. I have to do my stupid little walks. So I did a stupid little walk. 😤 and I’m gonna do it again tomorrow.

Washingtonian: The 12 Best Subs to Throw at Federal Agents

Eater DC: Jose Andres Offers Lunch Special on Federalist Pig Sandos

The 51st: Your Rights After You've Sandwiched a Fed, Explained

WCP: Darrow's Page 4 Sandwich Shots

Axios: EXCLUSIVE: Fed Saddened by Sandwich

Letterboxd Friday Looking appropriately unhinged for Hot Nerd Summer

Tickets to Ren Faire acquired. Many thanks to @dogunderwater.bsky.social and @malloryyu.bsky.social for being my canaries in the coal mine. A friend with better odds saved the day.

I am number 40,255 in line. I don’t have high hopes but I’m also willing to drive to Pennsylvania

Fucking assholes

Are you serious????

Are they gonna make me go to the Pennsylvania one?

Jesus effing Christ.

100% cotton for all.

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Man on dating app: “You have beautiful eyes and look so young. Where are you originally from?”

I don’t know why but

Mine was a class that was cross posted in the dance and sociology departments about non-verbal communication that turned out was incredibly helpful when communicating in nations where I didn’t speak the language.

There were so many outside work today. Kill count: 3

Lehrer's performance is sampled in the track "Dope Peddler" by U.S. rapper 2 Chainz on his 2012 album Based on a T.R.U. Story, (2) In 2013, Lehrer said he was "very proud" to have his 60-year-old song sampled. His response to the request to use the song was "As sole copyright owner of 'The Old Dope Peddler', I grant you motherfuckers permission to do this. Please give my regards to Mr. Chainz, or may I call him 2?" [21

Just realized I haven’t seen anyone post the Tom Lehrer-2 Chainz letter yet today.

Glad I’m not the only one drinking out of old pasta sauce jars. 😆

I don’t have two wolves inside me, I have Frog and Toad and they are both snackish and very sleepy at all times

Also not for nothing but there is no one more “Soy Boy” than Ashley fucking Wilkes. They don’t even idolize the past consistently.

Mt Rainier got absolutely pummeled by this. Had to pull over on Eastern Ave and wait it out.

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Finally watching Shoresy. Not mad about this dirty talking wholesome shit at all.

I’ll come over with my boots on! I love stomping these bastards. It makes me feel patriotic