More ornaments I've made.

I've been making ornaments this year, but I think it's too late to sell them for this Christmas. So maybe next year...

Hrith is a beautiful orange koi. Pretty but pointless.

I wanna say radio DJ while working to get his band to take off. Probably a few menial jobs while doing that, honestly.

😂😂😂 Keep it in your pants, Aldiirn!

I started writing a book on lions.

It turned out to be quite tricky and, frankly, damn dangerous, so I went back to regular paper.

#WritingCommunity #BookSky #WriteSky

Just give in. Heck, order enough for two, I wanna come over and try fufu too!

Hrith is "human" and Astarion is an immortal vampire, so that's gonna end well. Although I said it like that because Hrith is a bhaalspawn and I have no idea how or even if he ages.

No, but I was always the mixtape giver, myself. The beauty of curating a playlist for a specific person is a lost art.

Is it Clover? I hope it's Clover!

Slowpoke has a candied almond.

Slowpoke has finally noticed the food and has begun to eat.

Om nom nom nom

Slowpoke sits there, wondering where her almond went.

I fed my slowpoke a candied almond. I *think* she enjoyed it? 🤔

My bard Hrith as a tsum tsum.

Bean Hrith playing a jaunty little tune! This is a pure-blooded son of Bhaal??? Well, there was a rabbit bhaalspawn, so he's made some weird kids before...

Do not feed coffee to dinosaurs!

*jurassic park music intensifies*

OOOoo bust it down

Hrith is probably a 2. Fit, small, with just a little muscle. He's a snacc.

Trump says we need to go after drug cartels.

Meanwhile, he disbanded a DOJ task force that took them on.

And he pardoned a former Honduran president convicted of drug trafficking.

Trump doesn't care about drugs — he wants to be able to declare war on anyone he labels an enemy.

It's a power grab.

It's a fun machine. Hrith enjoys using his body to its limit.

Hrith is very vain and very precious about his hair and face, so he enjoys facials, hot towel treatments, the works. He also has a small bottle of smoothing serum he uses on his hair after washes.

Hrith mostly faked it. That stuff looked NOXIOUS.

I catch a bunch and give them silly names like Educkward, Braduckley, and Cassanduck.

Your life is made of two dates and a dash. Make the most of the dash. Says Skeletor using his evil powers to do just that.

The waiting room is.... slow. At least there are magazines!

Just a sunflower keychain today!
Link to my shop in the bio.

Translation: "PLEEEEASE forget about the EPSTEIN FILES!"

I call this mold my "Moral Panic" jewelry. All pieces are $6.66 regardless of quantity.
This is the toxic waste earring set.
Link to shop in my bio!

Hrith sulks after someone insults his appearance, or if he had a fight with Astarion.

I hate being ambitious but I love when I can start to see it pay off...

I am looking respectfully 👀 (that is a lie, I am going feral)

Need any jewelry for Christmas? My shop's got you covered! Link in my bio.