You can totally see how this mf bankrupted a casino.

03.04.2025 01:45 — 👍 60758    🔁 10408    💬 809    📌 355

If you’re okay with a woman being snatched off the street for free speech and peaceful protest and detained with no due process …you have fully lost the plot on what AMERICA is supposed to be.

27.03.2025 16:06 — 👍 1955    🔁 479    💬 37    📌 27

Gummy. Wine. Conclave. #oscars

02.03.2025 03:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Just got this tip from an airline pilot

30.01.2025 15:01 — 👍 15314    🔁 5140    💬 331    📌 777

Had an idea for a TV show that's kind of like House but it's called Mouse and it's a little mouse who works at a hospital maybe he has a toothpick for a cane and he's SO mean

24.01.2025 14:59 — 👍 1989    🔁 86    💬 86    📌 9

About to become mayor

24.12.2024 03:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Christmas Eve eve at Rincon Point 🎄🏄‍♂️

24.12.2024 00:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

[at restaurant]

THEM: what wine do you think pairs best with the moroccan short rib tagine

ME: idk ask the some liar

THEM: the some…you mean the sommelier?

ME: [through a mouthful of bread] yeah some liar who lies about wine

23.12.2024 14:48 — 👍 7262    🔁 586    💬 41    📌 40

A screenshot that warns that the Ovia app now requires you identify which state you live in

Be vigilant. Stay safe. 👀

10.12.2024 22:50 — 👍 362    🔁 152    💬 15    📌 8