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sentient curio cabinet. writes sffh, spams dog nonsense. slush reader for giganotosaurus. the bird's name is rambo. hwa, codexian, ey/em https://maldamarlys.com/ https://app.thestorygraph.com/profile/aardwyrm

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Little brown dog curled into a sulky doughnut

Little brown dog curled into a sulky doughnut

still mad

27.01.2026 03:44 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

it took her a very long time to accept that wearing a silly little outfit is actually beneficial in the winter when you have functionally 0 fur but she did get there, like, after a year

27.01.2026 00:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the cats saw it and everything

27.01.2026 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

first attempt was an extended wrestling match followed by dubious tiptoe down the stairs, about 1 second of running in the snow painlessly, then remembering she hates this, running back up, and refusing to leave the steps again. so. adjusting may be overambitious

27.01.2026 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Little brown dog with her ears down, profoundly put upon, wearing a tiny purple shoe

Little brown dog with her ears down, profoundly put upon, wearing a tiny purple shoe

due to multiple incidents of "ah ahhh aaaaahh my paws are cold heeeeelp," the disreputable dog has been placed in dork-ass loser booties. she asks for your support and understanding at this difficult time

27.01.2026 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

get patricia c wrede and tamora pierce in there and you've got the primordial soup of the millennial nerd brain (and these two hold up by far the best)

26.01.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
a medieval illustration of an anatomically accurate woodcock perched in the floral margins of a manuscript

a medieval illustration of an anatomically accurate woodcock perched in the floral margins of a manuscript

the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock

26.01.2026 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 3247    πŸ” 825    πŸ’¬ 29    πŸ“Œ 21
A cold weather advisory from noaa where instead of a snowflake or whatever there's a sad little silhouette whose coat bells out while they cling to their hat against a gale

A cold weather advisory from noaa where instead of a snowflake or whatever there's a sad little silhouette whose coat bells out while they cling to their hat against a gale

me too, pathetic little figure in the noaa extreme cold icon, me too

26.01.2026 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i guess i appreciate that the show is straightforward about it? yeah he powers up whenever you make him upset about his buddies and then he hits you with blue light that's how it works. does mean you have to rely on the others for the weird ass tactics this kinda thing is best at

26.01.2026 03:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

yusuke's fights are always the dullest because he's just the hulk but for friendship instead of anger

26.01.2026 02:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

though i realize now i know literally nothing about the manga, adaptations were infinitely looser back in the day, might bear no resemblance whatsoever to the anime i watched

26.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

gotta compliment the mangaka on finding a way to draw an infinite number of floaty and fantastical fancy boys while keeping his feet firmly in muscly red-blooded fightin territory

26.01.2026 02:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(this joke is grammatically flimsy, botan rarely does the cutesy no personal pronoun thing)

26.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a girl in a pink kimono is flying on a broom next to a boy Alt: Botan, who has blue hair, riding her oar through the sky

of course you have blue hair and no pronouns

26.01.2026 01:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

shirts have strange physics in this universe

26.01.2026 01:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

kurama's hiei translation service is cute

26.01.2026 01:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the don't explain your hero gig to your girlfriend so she has no defenses against getting kidnapped was already a cliche here I see. particularly arbitrary since Keiko explicitly knows about the supernatural already?

26.01.2026 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

all the rules are made up anyway

25.01.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I like that even the show can't think of a reason for the boys to fight the monsters one on one. the reason is that it's thematically resonant and realism isn't an end in itself, who cares, but one line like "the holy beasts can only be defeated by single combat or they curse you" would have worked

25.01.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(I mean, it plays out like punch punch punch, oh no that was the last of my power, but I believe in our friendship, I have more power after all, punch punch punch, oh no he has a second form, lucky I have a secret ability to fire beams, punch punch, etc, but still!)

25.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

ok this is definitely the arc where my family's cartoon network access was lost for like a month, no idea how this one plays out, that's exciting

25.01.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

(see last spring's extended breakdown as jjk disappointed me more with every episode after the first arc}

25.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

jjk wishes it could

25.01.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Rando the demon from the, a pretty but awkwardly muscly anime boy with weird face paint and scars doing a nonspecific magical flourish

Rando the demon from the, a pretty but awkwardly muscly anime boy with weird face paint and scars doing a nonspecific magical flourish

now that's how you wrote your first tournament arc. a little tongue in cheek, juggling appropriate tension with putting down the one-off weirdos, beating up a twunk in a fright wig with several rounds of the power of friendship

25.01.2026 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the animation shortcuts are a little more jarring in the digital era but they have their charm. that's right, this round of our tournament will be fought in the dark, because of reasons. sure! seems fair

25.01.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

GennaRose Nethercott's Thistlefoot feels like the absolute zenith of the fairytale retelling wave, but I never see it discussed. Emma Meiko Candon's The Archive Undying should have been a sea change for sf, made a small initial splash and vanished. those are the two I'm most hung up on anyway

25.01.2026 20:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have a very clear memory of like the first 10 episodes and then the memory decays into disconnected montage, due at least in part to our cable getting broken for a while, we'll see how I do

25.01.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i am sad the cross-linguistic pun "rei gun" missed me as a teenger, however now i get to enjoy some villain literally named "rando" so there's that

25.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

the first big arc is like "oh these evil thieves have stolen the 3 magical thingies" and then you see two guys who are in the theme song and some nerd wonder how that'll play out

25.01.2026 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i just looked up the various voice actors because my memory for that stuff is shit, and the japanese cast wasn't actually any younger on average than the english. just a matter of affect i guess

25.01.2026 18:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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