Cesar Sucio

I feel like swipe text peaked in the early to mid 2010s and has just consistently gotten worse from there. you'd think with ai and everything it would be getting better but my phone can't even tell when I'm trying to type "don't"

Do these things in old hotels actually work or are they for decoration at this point?

You ever been so drunk you feel like Max Payne?

Magic hour at Costco is excellent. I saw two non-executive members get turned away as I waltzed right on in and that shit was so satisfying.

Shit, for 48 bucks I'd pull KP detail for the whole flight.

I don't know who to blame for never hearing of these before.

Cool distraction. Can we return our attention to releasing the files yet?

Glad I got screenshots of all the people blaming the far left.

What happened today is a horrible tragedy. Nobody deserves this, especially not innocent kids who are just trying to get through their school day. I hope the 3 kids who were hurt end up ok along with the rest of the students at Evergreen High School.

If 'Continue Watching' isn't the top component and selected by default when I log in, your streaming service, as a whole, is ass.

How is it that despite AI getting better the selfie filters have made no advancements since 2013?

Meh just a conjoined double yolk

What does this mean? Is there a baby raptor in it? Looks like a lizard egg.

Stanley Kubrick made shit films.

The lady screaming at the Padres vs Giants game is literally ruining my life right now.

This Derek Guy is a connoisseur of comebacks.

YouTube video by northborneo27 Enigma - Sadeness (Full Version)

If you remember this song I hope your check ups are up to date.

youtu.be/x4maoo4A3x4?...

Don't take advice from anyone who applies filters to pictures of their kids.

Where are your old friends who once tried to MLM you at now?

Aphadris is a pretty badass name for a state tho

They had a beer tasting stand set up at the Creed show tonight and I tasted so many beers before they finally told me they were non-alcoholic. I now understand why they don't allow weapons in the venue.

How joyless life must be for those whose every waking thought is about either sports or politics, when they engage in neither.

During your vasectomy, if your surgeon and her assistant are both women, you're definitely going to feel it.

I can't imagine how happy Ryan and Haley are to finally be home after 50 days but they definitely deserve it, having raised over 11 million dollars for St Jude.

Just finished Ryan Trahan's 50 States in 50 Days series and I am affected. I'm losing such a wholesome part of my day that I've looked forward to each day for almost 2 months.

Thank you Ryan Trahan for the amazing 50 states in 50 days series. I watched every day since day one. Knowing today is the last episode feels like I'm losing a part of my life, but then I realize the amazing work everyone did in raising over 11 million dollars for St. Jude. #RyanTrahan #Joyride

Do actual Latinos use the term Latinx? High school homies, please illuminate me.

Is that guy for real?

Also ACAB