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I don't know how this works and I don't know what I'm doing but I like the Timbers and I hate fascism. #RCTID

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Is Velde from his Norwegian or Uruguayan side?

14.08.2025 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he becomes Kristoffer REAL quick

14.08.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

6m + sell-on for Santi is great, and I hope that sell-on is worth millions.

But I don't think it will be, bc that kid is a punk.

09.08.2025 16:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ BREAKING: Fluminense are finalizing a deal to sign Colombian midfielder Santi Moreno from the Portland Timbers, per sources.

Timbers agreed a fee around $6m.

Moreno gets the move he wants to Fluminense. Portland get their valuation met. Fluminense get their guy.

09.08.2025 02:40 β€” πŸ‘ 98    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 13    πŸ“Œ 11

CB pleasszz

09.08.2025 06:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Walker Texas Ranger thinks that's pretty good.

Walker Texas Ranger thinks that's pretty good.

09.08.2025 06:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Good bit of business. Is there a sell-on attached as well?

09.08.2025 06:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm fine with him getting what he wants, as long as we get what we want as well.

Anything north of 6 is fine for me. Anything over 7 is excellent.

08.08.2025 21:22 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Happens all the time

07.08.2025 04:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

He's been healthy this year - but last year he had a foot injury (could be trouble) and appendicitis (non-issue).

I think the main reason NYRB parted ways was the loan ending, and they wanted more of a 6 for their double and this guy looks to be an 8.

05.08.2025 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His loan from Gremio expired in June, and NYRB just signed a DM for like 3m.

05.08.2025 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

As long as the option isn't ridiculous I think the loan aspect bumps this signing up to the A range.

05.08.2025 05:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd imagine he is competing with JoΓ£o and Paredes for that role as an 8.

05.08.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0
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🟒 Sources: Portland Timbers finalizing deal to sign midfielder Felipe Carballo on loan from Gremio.

Loan thru season with purchase option.

Carballo, 28, spent the last year on loan with the New York Red Bulls.

05.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 75    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6

I unironically love this analysis lmao - better than a highlight reel and whatever random stats fbref gets out of Greece πŸ˜…

04.08.2025 19:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LFGGG

I don't know much about the Greek League and I know less about the Polish one, but this guy looks like he can dribble in tight spaces, weight his passes appropriately, and isn't afraid to rip shots - (at least based on his highlight reel)

04.08.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks like he is best at LW but fbref says that he spent most of his time in Greece at AM. Do you think this is another LW/CAM Tweener like DDC? If so, I'm excited to watch them slide

04.08.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

2 thoughts:

1) If Kamal is the best CB on the team, you're in trouble. If Kamal is the worst CB on the field, your defense is good.

2) He balled out last night against a team that he should have balled out against. But he's also singlehandedly lost us games by trying to do what he did last night.

04.08.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Looks legit to me!

31.07.2025 19:33 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah - perhaps. The key factor is age imo. CP was 19 when he arrived (27yo now) - plenty of time to develop skills.

Ortiz is 29. I think any improvement from Ortiz will come from learning the system.

31.07.2025 05:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah I think it's too early to write him off completely, but I've seen enough. Rotation player.

31.07.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We're a better fit and he knows it

26.07.2025 22:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think he wants to vibe out and be a lil weirdo - COME ON DOWN

26.07.2025 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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MORENO AND MOSQUERA WITH A BEAUTIFUL EXCHANGE AND JUAN'S BEST CROSS OF THE SEASON IS PUT HOME BY A LARGE VENEZUELAN 20-YEAR-OLD FOR HIS FIRST GOAL AT PROVIDENCE PARK 2-1 TO THE GOOD GUYS 76TH MINUTE #RCTID

29.05.2025 04:17 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 2
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THE PIDS GET DENIED BY THE CROSSBAR AND DAVID DA COSTA SPRINGS ANTONY GOING THE OTHER WAY AND IT'S 1-1 IN THE 59TH MINUTE #RCTID

29.05.2025 04:00 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

Pelmeni Pelmeni noooooooooo 😭😭😭😭

26.04.2025 18:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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23.04.2025 13:32 β€” πŸ‘ 643    πŸ” 241    πŸ’¬ 47    πŸ“Œ 57

FINNSURMANTABLE DEFENSE! #RCTID

15.04.2025 01:34 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The NFL: Add 2 more teams, and split into 8 geographic divisions of 4 teams each, and then we just do what they do but double it. 4 games vs each team in your division, 1 vs each team in 2 other (rotating) divisions, and then 8 games vs teams w a similar record from last year. Playoffs are H+A.

10.04.2025 21:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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