Paul Arthur

The TMNT logo reworded with "Honey Monster Genitalia" because I had to get it out of my head.

That's not the only tune it can be sung to.

08.10.2025 18:47 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 1

"IT ABSOLUTELY WILL STOP!!!"

06.10.2025 14:10 — 👍 500    🔁 251    💬 16    📌 13

Keith, who dressed as a spaceman for a Halloween party but suffocated after getting the goldfish bowl over his head only to discover he couldn't get it off. Forever doomed to search for a brave soul to reach up and push his chin back while he wiggles his head a bit because then it'll pop right off.

04.10.2025 09:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

- Liberace Meh
- Main Character Syndrome
- Journey's Mid-Point (There Will Be Sandwiches)

18.10.2024 09:13 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I had the Eagle with the winch and radioactive barrels, which might still be in my parents loft, and the Six Million Dollar Man rocket ship that opened out to an operating theatre.

29.08.2024 12:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don't know either but don't worry, matron will be coming round with teatime medication soon and you can ask her.

15.08.2024 15:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0