Drogue

Through the medium of modern dance?

True

If I ever make a comedy film, it'll be called Monkey Planet

I once used Ella Fitzgerald's date of birth for a password, only to find out that there's disagreement over when it was

Technically, it's monkey mayhem.

One of the weirdest film endings in history

He's a good actor

Vast plate of irradiated food?

Think I used to buy that to kill slugs with

If African governments are the political descendants of the African kingdoms, should they get their cheque books out?

That's probably everyone on Earth

"The harm caused by transatlantic chattel slavery is vast"

- Thanks to the Brattle consultants for that dazzling insight

"What do you think of the show so far?",
as Eric Morecombe would say

This is usually the point where I post my photo of Lord Rutherford socialising with Hitler

Oddly, I don't remember these

Indeed

Great film.

Another Jacques Tourneur movie, Cat People, is well worth watching

According to Kinski's daughter Pola, he was very dodgy

I'm told that the badger bit him on the leg and wouldn't let go.

After that, the story gets more gory, so you might not want to hear the rest.

I heard this from another road worker, so I don't know how accurate it is

Best to let them work out their pecking order without getting involved.

Years ago, I heard an story about a road worker who damaged a badger's set

China is already building a tesseract

I blame the schools

The Kent horse has been on the wacky dust

You can never be too nice to a cat

I found that I knew a lot of the stuff already, but the description of the importance of the ability to share ideas was interesting

Irn-Bru: Beverage of Kings

"Do not stick your head in a bark shredder"

Did it sound like a Cyberman coughing?

Goodnight

Keep asking for recharging

A small metal bath propped-up by a stick with a long piece of string tied to it.

Then you play him that documentary of behind the scenes at KFC