Sumarumi

IKWYM. I missed out on seconds and third languages from my dad and mother. Tried learning Welsh as an adult but with limited success.

I too would be scared of a horned horse with toes, the tail of a pig and a tiny winkie. It’s going to have such an inferiority complex to compensate for.

David Thewlis (or Threlfall)

David Threlfall (or Thewlis)

I still have difficulty believing that David Threlfall and David Thewlis are two different people.

One Beyond is amazing/barking mad. Somehow I never spend less than £30 in there 🤷‍♀️

Sorry to hear that, and I can sympathise. It seems so unfair. I had knee replacement (left) and it didn’t work. I now have an appointment to discuss the right knee and I’m feeling very unsure.

That’s a @ianbetteridge.com headline question if ever I’ve seen one.

In the interests of fairness, I should point out that ALL of McCartney’s songs are equally the worst songs in the history of recorded sound. The man is nothing is not consistent. #MaulMyEarsOfKintyre

Maybe 37.

If you see this, post a horror movie

The graphic equivalent of rickrolling.

Yeah!!! A new series of Dark Winds starts next Tuesday evening 😁

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A notification from Amazon: Recommended for you. We thought you'd like new shoes from Tommy Hilfiger.

At least there is some sense to that, even if undesired. I’m baffled by their latest recommendation, given my most recent purchases have been for an obscure Golden Age crime novel, digital scales and a dog’s ear muff. I’ve never bought shoes from them, or anything by Hilfiger.

The cover of They Are Still Here (Mae Nhw Yma O Hyd). The image is of the sorceror, Gwydion, surrounded by wild animals (wolf, boar, deer) in a Celtic knotwork frame. Gwydion's hat is crowned with antlers. He carries an axe in his right hand and an oak twig in his left. Art by Josh Arklin.

Submissions are open for our Welsh folklore anthology, They Are Still Here: wizardstowerpress.co...

If I could ever make space I’d get one for Zach 🐈‍⬛ in a heartbeat. Unfortunately I’m a hoarder, a collector, keep shop stock in the house, AND I’m untidy. I’m a hopeless case.

The cat sofas are so good that your cat will eventually give up trying to ignore it and use it. Even though the cat knows it was purchased for them.

Trust me. I have two cats that tried not to use ours and failed. They both use it now.

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Kemi just roasted the nasal knight and Rachel from accounts If Reeves was a CEO she'd be down the job centre Starmer should get a backbone and sack her.

The "Rachel from accounts" thing is sexist, classist, misogyny, and anyone who uses it should be utterly ashamed of themselves.

Too many dinosaurs in this country who cannot abide women who succeed.

Conservative Deputy Chairman Matt Vickers MP should do better 👇 #PMQs

The thing is, it wasn’t even a lie. It was a campaign to undermine her, like this chess nonsense.

@wombat37.bsky.social
Just in case you hadn’t seen it, some sausage related joy to cheer you up x

Pleased to discover that slightly misnaming the national chess championship you won as a school child is a much more serious offence than repeatedly racially abusing your fellow pupils and telling them they should go to the gas chamber

C’est bon de savoir que ce n’est pas seulement hallucinant 😆

Utterly disgusting. I hope something really bad happened to the complaining parents.

In unrelated news, Bluesky thinks you are writing in French 🇫🇷 😆

Prime Minister, are you aware that Doug is said by reliable sources to be definitely given large sums of money and deeds to high-value properties on the Amalfi Coast? Is this not a resigning matter? *sits down to loud applause*

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Can you confirm that you are to be given large sums of money and deeds to high-value properties on the Amalfi Coast? The public have a right to know.

I'm hearing there are calls for chris mason to resign.

Should be able to claw that back from Mone and the other grifters.

It’s a perfect cartoon. 10/10. No notes needed.
(But thank you for sharing your thought process — quite enlightening.)

Eeep!