Fact Walrus

A Virginia opossum being held by a woman and screaming into a microphone

DO NOT REPEAT THIS INSIGHT

Packets of food: 2 Bite-Sized Cocktail Flatbreads; TESCO Gooseberry Fool

These read like obscure insults

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Walrus paid very few clams and is already satisfied.

"Soylent Green is billionaires!"

- the reboot of Soylent Green that I just came up with

It's time for #GarWeek!
Walrus loves gar week. Helps fill that holiday gap between Halloween/Dia de los Muertos and American Thanksgiving.

If you have $20k + $500/month to burn and would like your house to be cleaner maybe just pay someone a fair wage to come clean your house occasionally?

YES!

excellent place for clams

Post something random or you’ll have an awful November.

Also
HAM!

Next time include Walrus - then you'll come in first for sure.

This is literally Nazi shit. This is what the Nazis did. If you support this, you are a Nazi, and if that makes you upset, then STOP BEING A FUCKING NAZI

But are they as awesome or taste as good as Walrus? NO!
www.usatoday.com/story/graphi...

Define your music tastes in eight artists. (Not ranked)

Sibelius
Arvo Pärt
Nive Nielsen
The Dead Milkmen
Björk
Tuvan throat singers
The Clash
Portugal. The Man.

Quick, someone get her a Yukon-Kuskokwim Delta shirt.

ohhhhhhh yeeahhhhhh.....

Yeah...that's the stuff.

“Maybe most painfully, she said, her freezer full of subsistence food — walrus, seal, fish, birds, berries — is spoiled.

That food represents “a lot of hard work,” she said.”

😍

Opossums are special! #NationalOpossumDay

Walrus scrotums are far more handsome and useful than these guys.
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Wisdom from Walrus: A great way to commemorate Indigenous People's Day is to help Indigenous People when disaster strikes.
Alaska got slammed again so if you have a few clams you can chip in, please help.

😂 “Andrew Cuomo doesn’t even go here.” 😂

a muscovy duck. he has shaggy, slicked back white and black feathers and all sorts of warty knobs and stuff on his bill and face. he is not to be taken seriously

Happy Friday and Fuck ICE from this goofy-ass duck.

Arigato!

mmmm....anxiesomnia cups....

This is even funnier when you know they sound like squeaky dog toys.

7.95" x 3.5" x 3" Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy. Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish.

7.95" x 3.5" x 3" Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy. Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish.

7.95" x 3.5" x 3" Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy. Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish.

7.95" x 3.5" x 3" Slide top box with powdered brass inlay of a watchful eye. Also includes part of a 1/32 engraving bit. Its unintentional but its in there. I could have removed the piece of wood it is embedded in and replaced it but honestly I was a little worried the box might get upset if I took its trophy. Tung Oil finish and beeswax polish.

Marked this Quilted Maple keepsake box with brass inlay down ten bucks so now its just $45. Trying to pool some money for a vet appointment this weekend.

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(Kuro has been sneezing and I think its b/c of an angry tooth)
(look it up its a thing)

Not in the Arctic there wasn't.