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it is really quite absurd that trump hasnt resigned tbh. he should do so immediately. idk just needs to be said even though its obvious

we may require your government ID, legal name, and full address, but we delete that information as soon as we verify your age! (three weeks pass) hey so our servers got hacked and you guys are not gonna believe what happened to your government IDs, legal names, and full addresses that we deleted

gradient.horse Draw a horse, watch it run!

omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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GAZE UPON ME AND BEHOLD THE VISAGE OF A MAN WHO HAS BRAVED THE DEPTHS OF THE MEIJER ELECTRONIC SECTION AND CAN NOW PRINT AT WILLLLLLL

ah yes, the joys of carbon monoxide. this was the same guy who took like an hour and a half to give me my key despite me calling ahead and him only being "5-10 minutes" away

so my building maintenance guy seems to be a bit peculiar, he told my landlord he installed a new dryer but all he actually did it move it into the kitchen and plug it in. there is no vent

“I don’t like Bad Bunny because I can’t understand Spanish.”

You are WEAK. Weeaboos have been jamming out to songs they don’t understand in Japanese for decades.

i am gonna try and make a stram now that i am a social media superconsumer once again. lemme consume the games

i really really hope the buses here in springfield can pull through, driving with my vision is absolutely terrifying. ill live no matter what, but man alive

I really want people to think about this. After all the insane lawsuits, all the threats, all the bullshit weve seen from this admin and the targets who kneeled in fear, an average Joe called the president a Pedophile protector to his face and didn't get touched. That's the Power of a union.

man i really hate driving

siren 2 is amazing because it has dog vision, i demand more games have dog vision. i cant believe it took so long for me to realise siren 2 has dog vision

a newly born baby harbor seal pup sleeping on the sand

Get as much rest as you can ❤️

why would i pay for an ai to spy on my neighbors when i can simply drink the blood of an ancient space god to steal their very sight?

true autism has never been tried

lowkey i thought logan and jake paul were the same youtuber person. who cloned them. why are they on puerto rico. why do they like getting beat up. who keeps making these youtubers???

i do not exist in the bluesky heatmap as i am simply just the cool a guy

New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.

in positive news somebody genuinely thought my crusty ass was 19 years old today so i must be doing alright in terms of skincare

the intro screen to siren 2 makes the noises i make when i wake up but dont wanna

the fantasy of sprinting through neighborhoods wearing predator cloaking tech and smashing every single ring doorbell camera with a fireplace poker. blinding the AI, home by home

gave hamtaro frostmourne

holy shit ive been meaning and forgetting to watch the dang lp for FIVE YEARS. why am i like this

after years of forgetting, i soon shall do the impossible: remember to watch siren 2 eventually maybe

new wolverine mini series just dropped

lowkey i forgot my discord av was garak. i have not changed it for like 8 years i think at this point but i still forgor. its not like i have been completely awol either, i did use it for memes

its genuinely so funny that conservatives feel under attack if they hear someone speaking spanish

i have now learned the situation with the patriots and why they suck and now i request the seahawks be permitted to kick their asses once again.