Jen Hex

Oh I LIVE for a good school board speech by a loud, rowdy, bowdy bitch. GET HER JADE!

Tough week for nepo baby sex offenders named Andrew.

Yuppie bitch from….Olathe? 🤣

I ordered a bagel in Kansas City. I hate this city.

Too much seasoning! 🤣

I have been ready for end of summer for this very reason

The stitching on Gold. 😍

Just when I thought things couldn’t get worse, it’s football season again.

Nor I. That was gross.

If you are scared to be alone move out of the fucking city. Don’t butcher an iconic apartment to move a man in. A MAN?

The scarf! 😍

Duh

Vacation Bible School is grooming

Kansas City. Uh, I guess.

For da Klymaxx

This year I saw three preteens do a number to “Two Ladies” from Cabaret. 😐 completely oblivious. So this checks out, unfortunately.

Immediate recast

Those nails look ready to rip your face off if you don’t resume the scratching.

Buy ziplocs. Buy a pie. Allow time to cool. Pack slices in ziplocs (2-3 per bag), pack in carryon. Reheat at home or freeze for later.

I’m only in it for Lisa Todd Wexley.

Why not?

I’m going to need Ranch One to come back. Now, please.

That salty Cosi bread was next level.

Happy to be of service. See you tomorrow.

NY pizza travels remarkably well in ziplocs. 4 full pizzas will fit in a small carryon, I’ve done the research.

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Have you bought a lot of toilet paper lately?

Green will carry you into Fall.

Eww

I read this today and was gleeful for a fleeting moment, that it was already 3:30. 😩