Dan Wickes

CBS should have Ghislaine do a town hall. It’s about time we got both sides of this story

The good news is the ICE agent was wearing a body cam. The bad news is it didn’t catch his face

AI has ruined the internet. Finally we can start reading books

Dick Cheney’s life mission was to ensure Muslims could participate in democratic elections. Vote for Zohran

Dick Cheney gone too soon. He had such a promising future as a Democratic Senate Candidate

Zohran wasn’t talking about his aunt, it was his dad’s cousin. Coincidentally, Andrew Cuomo sexually harassed both his aunt and his dad’s cousin

If Zohran wins I will flee New York. The city will no longer feel safe because I have been accused of sexually harassing 13 women

Big apartment news. My roommate is moving from one side of the living room to the other

Karaoke makes me feel like a rock star (I think I have hearing damage)

The cool thing about dating a girl with an onlyfans is even if she dumps you you still get to spend money on her

Jan 6 style insurrection to get Trump into heaven

If more of you would’ve bought Kamala’s book she would be president right now

If AI is for real, I’m gonna lose my job. But if AI is a bubble, it will destroy the economy and I will lose my job

“Don’t take Tylenol that causes autism”
-guy addicted to Oxycodone

Couldn’t the government have waited to say Tylenol causes autism until after I got over my sinus infection

Jimmy Kimmel is back! White guys still safe 😎

You know things are bad when people are getting punished for speech unrelated to Palestine

In comedy, free speech means not getting paid

If Joe Rogan doesn’t speak up then he is a traitor to The Man Show

Looking up celebrities’ ages to figure out if I’m on track to start cleaning my room

One of the lessons of the past week is that many young people eschew traditional social media for Discord servers. Make sure to grow your personal brand on a Discord server

America used to know things. Let’s rename the Department of Education to the Ministry of Truth

I’m not gonna say I had a good set but let’s just say the bartender stopped being rude to me 😎

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I had an absolute banger roast battle against Malia Simon if that appeals to any of you youtu.be/yUhDt9z-Qow?...

Political campaign fundraising email that says “it costs a lot of money to send these emails”

I waste too much time sending texts when I should be doing my professional job of sending emails

I heard there’s a list going around of famous and powerful people how do I get on it?

All of the comedy coming out today is bad except for my unfunny friend’s YouTube special

I’m starting the anti pedophile party. This party stands against pedophiles. We do take lobbying money from pedophiles

Like my father and grandfather refusing to ask for directions, I will not be going to therapy