Fullmetal Kardashian

I hate my job and everyone at it! Ahhh!!!!!!

I have tried twice in the past few weeks to mention how much I'm enjoying A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms, only to be cut off by a woman over the age of 35 demanding to know how much rape is in it. Get well soon, elder millennial buzzfeed contrarians

Thinking lowkey about getting into st patricks day this year not in a I wanna get fuvked up way but in a the royals are getting arrested and the pope hates jd Vance sort of way

adding a second trepan hole to get a cross breeze going

Shout out to the library employee reading Ao3

Down down to goblin town

Has anyone ever had a job where the work itself is tedious but fine but your coworkers actually make you want to [redacted]

Some people really need to go become hermits, survive on locusts and wild honey, emerge disheveled and bearded after years to proclaim their visions. But you can’t do this anymore. Now all these people have podcasts.

*the eurovision 2010 Moldova entry by Sunstroke Project

Hard work is not the path to success, hard work is the path to maybe doing ok. The path to success is doing massive and severe fraud

Literally where are we putting a month of recyclables two weeks isn't even frequently enough

I don’t think evangelical christianity’s morality has a stronger foothold anywhere online than on the side of tumblr that is sure they’re free of it

How can you possibly reform a jail for children, Dick?

Looking identical in Bloomfield

I am so passionate about r/redditlaquerists

a few nights ago i rode a bus for about 15 minutes or so. once it got close to the stop near my home i hit the button to request a stop. soon after, the bus driver stopped the bus and let me off

EU leaders are like "friends" on real housewives who are being too dour and not getting into the spirit of the drama. they won't be promoted to main cast in the next season

@npr.org I'd like to suggest four loko fridays

Do you know how bad you have to fuck up to radicalize St. Cloud?

Bramble the fluffy terrier lying on a crochet blanket while swaddled in a pink blanket decorated with dog paws. She is all cosy and enveloped in layers

I have tucked the dog in

hitting the weed pen and typing "people being nice to each other" into the youtube search bar

One day something will happen — a wedding, a graduation, a job promotion, Jake Paul getting knocked out, Andrew Tate getting knocked out the next day — and you’ll want the right outfit to celebrate. Buy that special outfit now, so you’re ready when that next unexpected moment arrives.

Husband watching mad men for the first time: Don draper is a convincing war crime; a necessary evil. Maybe it did have to be like that

i have said this before but if you are actually interested in influencing people beyond a narrow circle of too-online journalists you will be making direct to camera videos on tiktok, instagram and youtube. if you primarily post on text-based social media then you're just dicking around.

The only men I like are in mewithoutyou

So you hate Primantis, a working class American staple too? Damn dude

Love doesn't just sit there, like a stone, it has to be made, like bread; remade all the time, made new.