Robert Alan Wendeborn

Babe Ruth hit 149 home runs after Robert Duvall was born.

I still fumble when I pronounce it and I picked Hoa Nguyen up from the airport once.

With an increasing P/E ratio

Nobody is having meatloaf and apple pie at a Super Bowl party.

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omg everybody go draw a horse this is what the internet was made for

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It’s so close

There are no professional skiblorgers (new sport in 2030), so no reason to exclude anyone.

I think the Olympics should introduce a new sport every four years. Just a totally from scratch sport and every country has to figure out to play it.

This is the second time in a week that Personism has come up for me. I need to keep the collected Frank O’Hara on me at all times.

We have to have something

Been thinking about this for a while. @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social

Perfect tweet, no notes

He’ll yeah. Let’s go!

Your second favorite aircraft

It’s like @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social in tweet form…

Your mlb link is busted (for me at least)

He’s packing

As nefarious as capitalism is, the worst part is the chilling effect it has on worker’s free speech. Like if said Cat Scratch Fever is a stupid song, and Ted Nugent is an investor in the company I work for, I would think twice about saying that song is really stupid, like it sucks so bad. I might no

I think the play clock should be shortened to 10 seconds in the last two minutes. #gobirds

Make him the quarterback

Whenever RFK walks into a zoo:

Tired I am so tired of waiting, Aren't you, For the world to become good And beautiful and kind? Let us take a knife And cut the world in two - And see what worms are eating At the rind. Langston Hughes

Only if Ian Mcshane is The Penguin

They won’t even give Puerto Rico senators!

This is not shocking at all. Totally believable situation for a walking pair of forearms.

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Dan Uggla

Hand w old school Casio watch

Yes they are

a headline from ZME Science showing a picture of a skull with a large nail going through it caption says Ancient Iberians Nailed Skulls to Walls — And It's Not Very Clear Why 4d

probably bc it looked sick as hell

is it old conan? it's giving gaseous wiener...