Robert Alan Wendeborn

ken griffey jr

If there ever was such a thing as a gender affirming hat…

respectfully, I had not seen a picture of Zohran's wife before today and I am hitting myself in the head with a hammer at this time

With a spoon.

The thickness of your wheat is a status symbol in this economy. The girthier the better.

The only way anyone is moving to Utah from NYC is their parents live in Utah

I used his last check to buy weed, whiskey, and donated to planned parenthood

If he sends me a check I’m using all of it to buy a bill board with the pic of him and Epstein

In addition to candy, consider instant mac, ramen, etc as a Halloween hand out this year.

my populist run for office undone when pictures get out of my cow tools tattoo

And yet.

Here i am.

If you dig a hole deep enough you come out of the other side of the earth. That's the easiest way to dig yourself out of a hole. You just have to be careful that you when get to the other side, you don't fall out or else you'll just keep falling until you hit the moon.

Third line is a little much, but everything else checks out

Similar to the famous quote, "I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member”, I propose another:

I don’t want to own any politician who could be bought.

Perfect, no notes

You’re so fortunate to have such a friend.

oh yeah for sure man, i’ll be there by the second inning. i just gotta stop off to pick up some drinks. there’s supposedly a really lovely cask my dumbass friend snagged without affirming it’s authenticity. i’m just gonna pop over to his cellar and sample it quick to make sure it’s good

This is a really good article, and as an inveterate shitposter, I keep asking where the adults are.

I don’t *want* to be protesting! I don’t *want* to be arrested for standing up to oppression!! I want a boring government that works and takes care of everyone and I can go be stupid online!!!

I wonder what the survey says about french fries? Like what % of people are so dumb that they don't know what a french fry is made of?

Sneaky Yakub at 25 seconds, lol.

Every lifted F-150 Raptor west of Fort Worth Texas will be for sale if this happens.

We’re getting really close to 2020 levels of absurd fighting with cops

It really is magical. Used to live near there.

Insane Wells Fargo collab. Up there with VWs collabs in the 1940s.

wait, is he talking about the guy in an inflatable frog suit at the ice protests? He's talking about that?!

It’s a good one

SpaceX full self-mooning by 2027

Put it in the @thelouvreof.bsky.social