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The vibes here are way off and this app only makes me sad and angry anymore. Let me know if there's a service that doesn't platform and encourage the worst possible cunts.

theyre called the yankees because they like to yankeeach other's penises

Wow fuck this guy

When it's over is it just "show back up tomorrow like usual" or is it "show back up in X days"? Because San Diego is lovely this time of year.

“I’m strong and I want to have like fifty kids and a farm” of course you do. You’re twelve. “I don’t want to eat vegetables I think steak and French fries is the only meal” hell yeah homie you’re twelve. “Maybe if there’s crime we should just send the army” bless your heart my twelve year old buddy

I've been thinking about more tattoos and the only ideas I have are: Cool Wizard, Surfing Dinosaur, Bog Man. Maybe I should wait a while.

I really hate that my eyes immediately looked down to see how long this thread was before the joke registered

Melissa Redpill - Freedo... @MelissaRedpill Follow I have no evidence to believe that this is true... But it would be wonderful. The age is close. JonBenét Ramsey was born on August 6, 1990. As of September 26, 2025, she would be 35 years old... about the same age as Erika Kirk. 0:00 8:37 PM • Sep 26, 2025 • 2.9M Views

At least one these names would be banned by Twitch

I remember seeing an old picture of my grandfather yelling at a wax figure of LBJ and it's funny how that would be illegal now

eXistenZ (1999)

You’ll never catch me celebrating when I could be staring at the wall in my apartment

a group of people are sitting next to each other in a room . ALT: a group of people are sitting next to each other in a room .

Don't! Get! eliminated!

the last person i saw the bluesky mods go to bat this hard for was jesse singal. this thing is run by fucking losers

think fast idiot

And you did that *without* Kevin Costner fucking your wife!

Dude didn't even work every day, only like 162 days every year. Real tough life.

Ohtani on the mound

Ohtani at the plate

My dad sent me pictures. He had no idea Ohtani was going to pitch.

You gonna finish that limp asparagus?

A real odd duck, that guy

I warsh my dishes with wudder from the zink

He should play catch with a wood chipper. Not as in throwing a ball back and forth with a wood chipper, I think someone should throw a running wood chipper at him and he tries to catch it.

I am going to do something to you that will get us both in the newspaper

I was CHEERING at the ending. Hell of a picture

Come
Here
Uncle John’s van
Into the river slides

Try the door but it is stuck
Trapping John and friends inside

I'll allow it but watch yourself councilor

He should never have to pay for a sandwich again

Doc says I haven't been laying down enough

buck from boogie nights sitting alone at new years

this is simultaneously one of the most hilarious and one of the most heartbreaking images in all of cinema to me