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It's so cool that when the right person lands a direct hit on ol' Elon he can't stop from lighting up and spinning his bowtie like a carnival game clown

The makeup line is insane but we should talk about how the cartilage in his ear magically grew back

Trump mocks disabled man

Trump becomes disabled

Full circle

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Make America Great Again

I understand why we shut down American airspace for a few days after 9-11 to avoid a repeat attack but imagine shutting down American airspace to avoid releasing the Epstein files.

Rudy press conference at 4 seasons total landscaping

HAPPY FOUR SEASONS TOTAL LANDSCAPING DAY TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE

A woman ruined my workplace
By Caravaggio (c. 1602)

telling a kid he needs to try real hard and breaking into hysterics because the first guy paid a trillion is frankenface atop an HGH-half-shaped mashed potato body fueled by club drugs and powered by a brain that gets paid for doing anything but what it claims and sucks shit at everything but racism

Jeanine Pirro bragging in August that she just arrested Sandwich Guy and was going to teach him a lesson in court.

A constructive forward-looking agenda? In other words the exact thing the GOP has proven itself (dare I say?) constitutionally unable to do for decades now?

All the pearl-clutching about Zohran Mamdani--by right-wingers who elected a half-senile old TV star president--is very amusing. For once the shoe is on the other foot.

💥

This dog ain’t gonna wag itself.

*retches*

I know we're all riding high today, but let's not forget Dick Cheney died yesterday too.

I mean, in case you weren't feeling good enough already.

"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."

--Dick Cheney probably

Attention operatives, as you all know by now The Plan was in operation all along. We fooled our adversaries into a false sense of complacency and then we struck, dumping votes and swarming the streets with paid protesters. Turn to page 392 of the manual and engage Phase 78. Hail Hydra.

Looking forward to the op-eds calling on Republicans to moderate their policies, or profiles of anti-Trump voters.

I would just like to ask the Republican Party to please put Stephen Miller in front cameras as much as possible from now until the midterms because he is such a likable & charismatic person with so many amazing & popular ideas for people who aren’t white Christian nationalists.

And that makes eight.

Night, folks. Now we march to 2026.

Republicans got their asses kicked so bad tonight, I would advise all Venezuelan fisherman to stay home for a few days if they can.

Yep he's really melting down.

holy shit lmfao

Tonight's even more proof the mainstream reporters who are still on Twitter are suffering from a brain problem akin Havana Syndrome that is preventing them from accurately doing their jobs. They are being cooked alive by a snuff-focused apartheid algorithm.

Gentlemen: thank you for your service.

that weird orc from Lord of the Rings: "Looks like woke's back on the menu, boys"

If they had won he would’ve taken all the credit.

He is always on the ballot.

Literally all Trump heard was that he wasn't on the ballot.

******If you’re in line to tell Chuck Schumer to eat shit, stay in line!!******