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There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.

Wait...so he made up some bullshit to justify what he wanted to do? 🤨

He'll take the approach he always takes in person with Putin: he'll succumb to absolute flattery, and give Putin everything he wants.

Benny Safdie as Edward Teller

Until somebody throws a bigger sandwich

Yeah for a hot microsecond I thought, "Wow they've gone even too far for the avowed fascists." Mea culpa.

When OLED TVs debuted the manufacturers knew they were susceptible to screen burn-in but only if the user has the same image on screen for like 12 hours at a time. Then a lot of older buyers burned the cable news logos into their screens because it's on the entire time they're awake.

we need to teach the 1930s properly so that people know the Reichstag Fire was exactly this stupid

the thing everyone is going to have to accept is that the post-trump period, whenever it comes, will not and cannot be a project of national unity, it must be a project of partisan project of renewal, in the same way that reconstruction and the new deal were partisan projects of renewal.

Fuck I'd settle for a rigorous defense of cosmopolitanism as good.

Right? Who knows what they did! We should open up the Epstein Files and see what’s in there, J.D. Good point.

Still, Trump himself would absolutely do this. The only unrealistic thing here is him tolerating female black basketball players on White House grounds.

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From this month's edition of The Onion.

As always, "debating" fascists is pointless because the entire premise of their position is that debate will ultimately be overcome by violence and oppression. They want to end politics, not participate in it.

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(To messenger)

Go now! Tarry not!

(Looking out the castle window moments later)

This mf tarrying

Did you know that Tesla dealerships preserve and maintain the wonderful finish on their great dybertrucks with saltwater and lemon juice?

Make no mistake: the wheels are beginning to come off. Trump knows this, and will begin to act more and more erratically and desperately in order to deflect from it. It has always worked for him before. If the price is destruction of the nation, well he's willing to pay that.

Sure seems like the President of the United States is going to pardon a convicted sex trafficker and serial abuser who ran a pedophilia ring with his best friend in the whole wide world.

People have also literally been saying China should pull out of Tibet since they invaded it.

Please quit using weasel words like “likely”

This past week, the 79-year-old president announced he’s ended six wars (some that have been going on for centuries), asserted that windmills drive whales insane, called for Beyoncé to be prosecuted, claimed Obama committed treason and complained a convicted pedophile “stole” teenage girls from him.

The fact that literally zero outlets ever cover crime decline as a story is a huge reason. (And before you yell at me, we do!)

ok i listened to the odd lots episode on AI at law firms and now my opinion is that associates are cooked and partners are going to get extremely rich

May have to give it a try then, what platform did you buy it on?

The corollary to this is that when actual GOP elected officials and their allies throw Hitler salutes or tweet things like “these foreign vermin should get the Final Solution amirite!” it doesn’t reflect on the GOP as a whole. The same commentators would gouge their eyes out rather than see that.

Top image: Sauron armored with the one ring, caption: But they were all of them deceived. Bottom image: the 9 Kings of men who would become Ring wraiths. Caption: for they were actually wedding rings, and they were now married to each other.

He got their asses

I’ve had nothing to do with that pedophile since he stole all of my teenage masseuses.

Trump: People were taken out of the spa, hired by Epstein… I told him we don’t want you taking our people, whether it’s spa or not spa. He did it again, I said out of here.

Reporter: Was one of the stolen people Virginia Giuffre?

Trump: I think so. He stole her.

The notion that fascists can be “defeated in the marketplace of ideas,” completely overlooks the fact that fascists don’t so much have ideas as they have murderous and usually genocidal intentions; for fascists ideas are just tools to achieve those intentions.