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metal, videogames, cats, craft beer, shitposting

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impressed with Battlefield 6! a real return to form after the last shit one. feels just like BF4, which I'm really happy about. top fun even though I'm still kind of shit at it πŸ˜‚

11.10.2025 20:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Bank of England Warns of Impending AI Disaster The Bank of England has sounded the alarm, warning of an intensifying risk of a "sudden correction" due to an AI spending frenzy.

β€œConcerns over an AI bubble bursting have grown lately, with analysts recently finding that it’s 17 times the size of the dotcom-era bubble and four times bigger than the 2008 financial crisis.”

Hang onto your butts. This β€œcorrection” is gonna hurt.
futurism.com/artificial-i...

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A car in London covered in bizarre anti Sadiq khan and ant Keir starmer slogans. Taken from a Facebook post

A car in London covered in bizarre anti Sadiq khan and ant Keir starmer slogans. Taken from a Facebook post

I see your ex is taking the divorce well

10.10.2025 10:19 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 5
montage poster of all 3 sessions. lineups detailed in other alt texts on individual session listings

montage poster of all 3 sessions. lineups detailed in other alt texts on individual session listings

poster for the saturday evening of Bay Days 2025 featuring:

Gurt (Headlining)
Dunes
ACDX
Dimscua
Tooth & Dagger

poster for the saturday evening of Bay Days 2025 featuring: Gurt (Headlining) Dunes ACDX Dimscua Tooth & Dagger

poster for the saturday afternoon alternative sets of Bay Days 2025 featuring:

Juanstone
Details
In A House Of Heartbeats
Wolfe Sunday
Jake Cheek

poster for the saturday afternoon alternative sets of Bay Days 2025 featuring: Juanstone Details In A House Of Heartbeats Wolfe Sunday Jake Cheek

poster for the friday evening of Bay Days 2025 featuring:

Inhuman Nature
Warpstormer
Allfather
Power Failure
Divided Kingdom

poster for the friday evening of Bay Days 2025 featuring: Inhuman Nature Warpstormer Allfather Power Failure Divided Kingdom

this is just over a month away. whatever your plans might otherwise be on 14/15 Nov, get your ass over to Chelmsford instead for some absolutely incredible metal and alt acts in an amazing craft beer taproom right under the railway station. you'd be daft not to.
www.eventbrite.co.uk/e/bay-days-2...

10.10.2025 10:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

wide awake at 4am. might just get up tbh

10.10.2025 03:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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excellent shirt, excellent album. love wearing my Blood Incantation one and seeing non-metal-fans trying hard to work out what the fuck the bit at the top says/means πŸ˜…

09.10.2025 14:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
our tabby cat Kiki curled up on a sofa cushion fast asleep without a care in the world

our tabby cat Kiki curled up on a sofa cushion fast asleep without a care in the world

Kiki timeline cleanse

09.10.2025 14:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if anyone of you lot somehow has a spare standing ticket to Testament / Obituary in London on Saturday that you need to shift (or know anyone that does), let me know. guess who left it too late :(

09.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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oh it's *that* guy again. he sure has opinions

09.10.2025 09:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

still holds up well and was a fun nostalgia trip when i picked it up on PS5 for a few quid a couple of months ago!

08.10.2025 16:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Missed that Battlefield 6 beta/network test. Was it any good? Absolutely loved BF4 (and 2 back in the day) and am kind of tempted to scratch the itch again if it's actually a return to form.

08.10.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Claude AI logo

Claude AI logo

Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

Claude AI’s logo is unironically Kurt Vonnegut’s butthole drawing

07.10.2025 18:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1979    πŸ” 461    πŸ’¬ 36    πŸ“Œ 31

thanks for the heads up! loved the first one and always meant to give the sequel a go

08.10.2025 13:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

anyone said Chelmsford yet? I can help if not

07.10.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In Discworld, cities thrive because they welcome dwarfs, trolls, vampires, and humans alike. Ankh-Morpork works because everyone belongs. Funny how fiction can seem more humane than policy sometimes.

07.10.2025 12:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1866    πŸ” 330    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 6

Dad’s books are full of empathy, common sense, and a healthy suspicion of the powerful. But at its heart his work is also about how systems keep people poor while pretending it’s their own fault. So I hope Kemi’s taking notes as well as reading the jokes.

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social.coop/@eb/11532835...

07.10.2025 11:20 β€” πŸ‘ 110    πŸ” 33    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 6
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Kemi Badenoch claiming Terry Pratchett as her favourite author is wild

07.10.2025 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 583    πŸ” 77    πŸ’¬ 67    πŸ“Œ 182

if you needed another reason to stop using spotify:

06.10.2025 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3583    πŸ” 1119    πŸ’¬ 94    πŸ“Œ 18
The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

The Portland frog backing down an army of jackboots

When your custom character appears in a cut scene

06.10.2025 17:06 β€” πŸ‘ 9902    πŸ” 1795    πŸ’¬ 60    πŸ“Œ 99
A halved onion appears to have a smiling face with closed eyes at its center.

A halved onion appears to have a smiling face with closed eyes at its center.

i too cry when cutting up an onion but it’s with the happiness of knowing i’m releasing the joyful soul trapped within

06.10.2025 16:33 β€” πŸ‘ 747    πŸ” 134    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 5

fix your moderation

06.10.2025 20:07 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OPENAI LAWYER: so how does this sound. 'user x' pays us $3 to generate a video of elsa suffocating him with her ass. from that, you will receive a princely 50Β’

DISNEY LAWYER: i am going to shoot you with a gun

06.10.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 2525    πŸ” 695    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 11
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the Torygraph are running it with the source being LBC's political editor, so it seems to check out

06.10.2025 14:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Goody-bag merch from Tory Conference branded "When Labour negotiates Britian loses" and signed "Kemi Badenoch".

Goody-bag merch from Tory Conference branded "When Labour negotiates Britian loses" and signed "Kemi Badenoch".

It helps to be able to spell the country you say only you are competent enough to run.

06.10.2025 14:06 β€” πŸ‘ 3010    πŸ” 922    πŸ’¬ 266    πŸ“Œ 173

thousands of ladybirds all over Chelmsford today wtf. have had to shut the windows to keep them out. never seen anything like it!

06.10.2025 13:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

OH MY GOD LOOK AT THIS BIRD

06.10.2025 11:53 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Sharon & Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home This intimate film follows the final three years of Ozzy Osbourne’s life as he and Sharon plan a return home after 25 years in LA and prepare for the ultimate farewell gig.

really heartwrenching stuff. get some tissues out if you do give it a watch - it's tough 😭
Ozzy Osbourne: Coming Home: www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/m002hgzz

05.10.2025 21:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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