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MAGA brains breaking everywhere trying to decide if the Second Amendment means more to them than ICE and Border Patrol.

ICE just murdered another innocent man.

Kash Patel is working overtime for that Real Housewives audition.

Can confirm that I said this and that Drew is not making stuff up...unlike the United States government.

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"Aha, I finally figured out a solution to all these shark attacks people keep complaining about! We need to buy more alligators!"

ICE was given the green light to fuck up non-violent protestors. Now, this is how they're celebrating.

Trumpism in a nutshell.

Every time you hear the phrase "AI revolution," remember that it's almost always an excuse for firing people so a company can outsource cheap labor to India.

Musk and Hegseth vow to “make Star Trek real” but miss the show’s lessons AI weapons systems may annihilate their creators.

"Computers make excellent and efficient servants, but I have no wish to serve under them." - Mr. Spock, "The Ultimate Computer"

Fucking nuts, indeed.

I DO NOT CARE IF THE PERSON ICE IS BRUTALIZING IS A U.S. CITIZEN OR NOT AND EVERY TIME YOU MAKE THE DISTINCTION IT'S LIKE YOU'RE SAYING YOU'RE FINE WITH THEM BRUTALIZING IMMIGRANTS

Henry Kissinger, who is dead at last.

Saw some people on FB earnestly arguing that Machado giving her Nobel Peace Prize to Trump cheapens the whole award.

"If I'm no longer human, it's not cannibalism," realized The Beast.

U.S. Cuts Health Aid and Ties It to Funding Pledges by African Governments The Trump administration has signed $11 billion in agreements with African nations, in deals tied to foreign policy goals.

Want to learn about colonialism? No dusty 1800s textbook required.

Just read the U.S. “memoranda of agreement” with African countries, circa 2026.

Taking place of (RIP) USAID.

The details make it appear complicated but bottom line: Different century. Same colonial playbook.

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These Iranian protest videos have been hard to... oh.

Robert Jenrick asked why he lied last week when he told the Telegraph that he would "never, ever" defect to Reform.

Jenrick replies that joining Reform was "the most honest thing" he could have done.

Robert Jenrick says the Tories "broke Britain," so he's joined a party that includes:

Nadhim Zahawi,
Nadine Dorries,
Jonathan Gullis,
Ben Bradley,
Danny Kruger,
Jake Berry,
Marco Longhi,
Aiden Burley,
Anne Marie Morris,
Lee Anderson
and Andrea Jenkyns.

We Are on Our Own From Marc | Our institutions are not going to save us. Only we can do that.

The president of the United States is extorting the Federal Reserve Board Chairman by threatening criminal prosecution if he doesn't lower interest rates.

DOJ is compromised, legacy media is cowed and Big Law is AWOL. As I wrote last year: "We are on our own."

The idea that Trump wants to steal Greenland because it looks big on a Mercator projection is the most plausible theory I've read yet.

You love to see it!

"You killed my fucking neighbor!"

Compare that video to what ICE claims:

ICE is murdering people in their cars. Fucking fascist thugs. This video is disturbing, but worth watching if it makes you mad enough to march in the streets.

There has never been a man more ill-equipped for the time he lives in than Chuck Schumer.

Don't make him wag his finger! He'll do it!

Nailed it.

Thinking about this old Tweet on this date for some reason...

Venezuela vice president Rodriguez in Russia, four sources say Venezuelan Vice President Delcy Rodriguez is in Russia, four sources familiar with her movements said on Saturday, after President Donald Trump said President Nicolas Maduro had been by U.S. forces af...

After declaring Venezuela "will never return to being the colony of another empire" in a national address, Venezuela's acting President Delcy Rodríguez is now meeting with Putin in Russia. It took less than 24 hours for Trump's plan to "run" Venezuela to fall apart completely. Omnishambles.

Sometimes I feel like Chuck Schumer was frozen in ice 60 years ago and was only recently thawed out in order to be Senate Minority Leader.