Wizard Student

nice swoop bro was that shit fell?

swearing dubious oaths on objects of negligible importance

This & some brie

Ladies love me bc I'm literate

Just had an idea that will erase all sin. But I'm going to need your trust

I need someone who smokes #weed to recommend me the best episodes of the original muppet show

Pretty sure I found someone I know in real life's alt on here but to avoid mutually assured destruction I will not 🙅 engage

*pointing at the health potion you're about to drink* Is that my health potion

There, on the rocks. That beautiful girl.

If anyone is hiring for this pls ask for my resume

dude. what you're chewing on right now is one of the incorrupt relics of Saint Bubblegum

I love living by the sword 🗡️ 🩸 haha!

bro her faculties

Sending u a meat & cheese blessing 🙏

There's more. There's much more.

Dave Filoni invent a cartoon that doesn't look like ass challenge

Adult HE-MAN fans deserve the movie they're going to get.

your manuscripts are looking hella luminous bro

very small to-day

If fact they should make about two and a half of these

They should make a movie about a laser that puts you into the computer

Ok we've got our act one out. After break I think we open with Elaine at pop culture jeopardy then transition to Jerry at the lookalike contest

Alakazam or not really

The host of Dilbert, two thousand strong and bolstered by four hundred heavy horse drawn from the barons of Northumberland, has been caught against the Thames and slaughtered to the last by the armies of the king's favorite, Stephen of Blois.

That's none of our business.

Trying to pay for a very long uber journey with 80 bolts of linen

You guys are ragtag but you are neither lovable nor weirdos

Plaintive Cry #3

Door to door explosive runes salesman

The orbman comes in his own time