Wizard Student

Eating a creation

the moon

of all things wrought by master craftsman Daedalus his most devious creation remains the Web browser that lets you open more than one tab at a time

My detractors are emailing me pictures of battle-axes - a weapon of war

She: "Doth ye hath protection?"

I: I keepeth it on me

My friends who just want to know if I'm okay

practicing my chittering in an open field and getting plucked from the earth by a large bird of prey

Hey sorry I missed your call what's up. Oh yeah I was hiding in a dragon's mouth. What's up? No I'm in its small intestine now. Listen man you called me

many a traveler lost in the hole

Qi = tragedy + mana

My body is a machine that turns qi into mana

Extracting all the 𝘲𝘪 or "spirit energy" from the automatic sinks at the movie theater

Finally a way to turn qi into mana

Please climb into the qi extractor

Born to live like a 14th century anchorite. Forced to buy flatpak furniture.

extinguishing my cigarette on an elf

"War Pigs" was based on a true story

Leasing an all-new 2026 Dodge Parry

I get more worked up when there's something other than flies in my fly ointment

journeying to-day

Throwback to when this got like 4 likes

Driving sideways in the gnome zone, fucked up on black sauce

Goodfellas Joe Pesci scene where he opens the door but they're all wearing wizard hats, no spoilers!

I am unfamiliar with this spell

Two days no weed. I’m celebrating by wallowing in my own filth and rolling around in fresh mud

The pair of you are within my Cone of Resentment if that helps

If your goblin bf washes his loincloth that’s not your goblin bf it’s your elven prince