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we used to respect the computer

i want one of those plutonium batteries they used to put in pacemakers so bad. i hate charging my phone i want a plutonium battety to power my phone forever

Just witnessed a body on frame SUV execute a divebomb overtake turning right off the main road and then completely miss the McDonald's lot entrance while the passed car went and secured a spot in the drive through.

Aim for the Top!

It's going to be an incredible few months of the New York Post doing stories about Manhattan Men Victimized By Congestion Pricing and then it instantly being revealed that the person interviewed is a billionaire because they invented "convenience fees" or hold the patent for Sinus Headaches.

Knowledge is power?

How many watts?

Darmok & Jalad's Excellent Adventure

kirishira doodles
#dlarts #symphogear

nobody is really mad about him

This is what you do when you are making something everybody wants

Daily reminder that the underlying purpose of AI is to allow wealth to access skill while removing from the skilled the ability to access wealth.

If I remember the city you live in correctly, the odds of that are approximately nil!!! Like, I was there this summer and saw at least two or three!

And even in much more rural areas!!

How the fuck????

Looks better

leaving 1 of my six pack of oreo flavored coke zero unopened in honor of all the people who killed themself.

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the tower of Babel” 😳

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: Ich habe gerade jemanden in Zungen sprechen hören, lol

My buddy Uruk pacing: 我們的驕傲將摧毀這座城市

As someone who is entirely burnt out of arguing with strangers online at 26 it continues to mystify me to see people who do it all day, seemingly with the belief it isn’t entirely fruitless, and have like adult kids

Ok what is a ho to do around here?

have you ever wanted to drive *just one* Lara Croft boob?

This meal just cost me
$78 at the Newark airport. This is why Americans think the economy is terrible.

OMG A TUXEDO BABY!!!!

SURPRISE KITTEN????

What do they do? I don't know. Do I use them? Sometimes!

HELL YEAH SISTER!!! GOT THOSE INSCRUTABLE SOUND SHAPING CONTROLS

YOOOO THAT'S NICE!! I LOVE THE CARROT CARD PICK GUARD

PICS PLEASE!!!!

Jaguar is a good choice!!! Get that axe!

A fat black cat with yellow eyes laying in the sunshine. The image is a close up shot of her head and she is staring right at the camera.

I'm not sure how I'm gonna use this yet. It seems like it could replace the bird site but I'm seriously lazy. Anyway, have a Smidgen in the sun.

"Justice Thomas, who in the ensuing years would tell friends how he had scrimped and saved to afford the motor coach, did not buy it on his own."