Sean Hallam

Screen shot of BBC article informing that Russia's Eurovision song contest alternative was won by Vietnamese singer Duc Phuc.

Fuck a duck!

Joey Barton is just about to start the world's longest cry-wank right now.

Four tiny kittens in a cat bed in front of a pink wall. They are dramatically backlit by the sun. Behind them are a black zip pouch with a white line drawing of a cat carrying a big sea monster stuffy, and the sea monster itself, which now contains the ashes of the cat that loved it.

I hope Bee, Charlie, Rigby, & Marley are having a good #Caturday.

They became available for adoption this morning. www.oregonhumane.org/adopt/?type=...

27 Palestinians killed as Israeli troops open fire near Gaza aid hub Israeli military says it fired warning shots towards ‘several suspects who advanced toward the troops and posed a threat to them’

More killed by the IDF heading to the new aid location.
This new aid set up the Israelis have set up is nothing more than an IDF baited trap.
#Gaza

www.independent.co.uk/news/world/m...

A snippet from the BBC website with a picture of Cardinal Ambongo from the Democratic Republic of Congo

Ambongo, Ambongo, a Bishop from the Congo.

It's just like when the Queen decided all was lost after meeting Liz Truss and gave up the ghost.

Pope Francis: The first Latin American and Jesuit to lead the Roman Catholic Church Former Archbishop of Buenos Aires sought to bring ‘common touch’ and modernising influence to Vatican, speaking passionately on the need to address modern concerns like the climate crisis as a moral i...

JD Vance is so abysmal that even the Pope gave up all hope after meeting him.

A photo of two cats, Mjolnir - a tortoiseshell, and Gabe - a tabby, cuddled together cheek-to-cheek.

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help?

Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together.

Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵

Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

Kemi Badenoch: Football regulator a waste of money - Conservative leader Conservative leader Kemi Badenoch says the new football regulator for the professional men's game in England will be

Wholly unsurprising that Bad Enoch takes the side of Premier League owners.

'It's time to move on': Captain Tom's daughter says her family's reputation has been 'demolished' by charity investigation The daughter of Sir Captain Tom Moore has said her family’s reputation has been “demolished” by the investigation into her mismanagement of his charity.

Tomorrow may well be a good day, but I doubt it will be the day when this grasping, greedy grifting, disingenuous family will front up and accept responsibility for what they did instead of shifting the blame and wallowing in self-pity.

Somebody's been for a poop!
😺💩
#cats
#postpoopzoomies

Your arse has been wiped.

It's also a useful distraction. Trump spouted hatred, fearmongering, threats and a whole lotta bollocks at his inauguration but everyone is immediately distracted by the gibbering junkie doing Nazi mime.

Draught excluders are a much better idea.

All the water companies are disgusting and greedy.
They suck up all the profit for shareholders and bosses whilst letting the infrastructure degrade and poisoning the waterways.
OFWAT is toothless and the regulations are inadequate.
Public ownership is the only solution.

Erling Haaland has signed a new contract with Man City that keeps him there until the summer of 2034 worth £500,000 per week. This has been offset against FFP rules by Sheikh Mansoor's cousin sponsoring seat 4b in the North Stand for £50m.

Maybe they mark exams in their spare time.

Another non league team denied a massive replay.

Enoru has been an absolute live wire all game #TAMTOT #FACUP

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Cruyffesce from Hollis there.
#TAMTOT #FACUP

That was the second season after both teams were promoted from Conf N/S.
The first season we were 2-0 up at half time and Terry Brown subbed your keeper because he'd been so shite. It finished 2-2 so he probably made the right call.

That's been an excellent first half from Tamworth.
#TAMTOT #FACUP

Jas Singh ❤️❤️❤️
#TOTTAM #FACUP

They've missed a golden opportunity to make some TOTTENHAMWORTH half and half scarves there.
#TAMTOT #FACUP

Surprised Bezos didn't tell them to pull it.

Cartoon by @m2bulls.bsky.social

Oh, I think there are still good things out there. Slow Horses is excellent, and Only Murders... and Shrinking are very funny. I try not to judge other TV against what is my favourite ever. It's just too high a bar

Probably the greatest TV drama death anytime ever... ever.