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Dev Success @ Expo. Mobile dev, PS Vita fan, bad Catholic, full minivan, smug e-biker. Cleveland rocks. He/him

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Ari Drennen @AriDrennen
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The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40
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An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX
The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

Ari Drennen @AriDrennen Follow The high trust neighborhoods that MAGA yearns for exist all over America, and they're all like D+40 nxthompson A @nxthompson โ€ข22h An extraordinary paragraph. buff.ly/uH5ykhX The secret fear of the morally depraved is that virtue is actually common, and that they're the ones who are alone. In Minnesota, all of the ideological cornerstones of MAGA have been proved false at once. Minnesotans, not the armed thugs of ICE and the Border Patrol, are brave. Minnesotans have shown that their community is socially cohesivebecause of its diversity and not in spite of it. Minnesotans have found and loved one another in a world atomized by social media, where empty men have tried to fill their lonely soul with lies about their own inherent superiority. Minnesotans have preserved everything worthwhile about "Western civilization," while armed brutes try to tear it down by force.

This is so spot on

14.02.2026 14:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6059    ๐Ÿ” 1404    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 44
an image of fire kirby that reads "Kirby Says Abolish Ice"

an image of fire kirby that reads "Kirby Says Abolish Ice"

Incoming transmission from Planet Popstar:

30.01.2026 22:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 684    ๐Ÿ” 211    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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lol

09.02.2026 01:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8638    ๐Ÿ” 1711    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 122    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

It's kind of silly that you can fail a unit test to get ahead in Duolingo just based on forgetting a noun here or there. These are "como se dice" questions, stuff you'd just ask if you forgot it in common conversation, so shamelessly googling during these, at least for some things

08.02.2026 21:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

First time using LinkedIn recruiter stuff, I didn't know it appended my profile title (which is quite silly) to each message...so embarrassing! I guess at least people know I'm not really into maintaining a particularly professional appearance.

04.02.2026 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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And.... This is why we go to Grocery Outlet

03.02.2026 00:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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New in Pancake Theory: I'm adding my own pictures as I run each breakfast recipe. Also, now you can fix the prep and cook times when you forget to complete the recipe (coming soon: notification to remind you to complete the recipe)

play.google.com/store/apps/d...

02.02.2026 05:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The right way to get into the Epstein files.

01.02.2026 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2960    ๐Ÿ” 633    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 68    ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

I'm getting a captcha error in the console when trying to login, so can't comment, but there's some confusion in the thread and I think it would have been worth noting in the article that many Marketplace plans have OOPM's that exceed the max for an IRS HDHP, and thus aren't eligible for an HSA.

02.02.2026 03:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Peter Attia 1752
Niall Ferguson 59
HR McMaster 35
Janna Levin 27
Roland Fryer 9
Derek Thompson 6
Mark Hyman 5
Roger Carstens 3
Arthur Brooks 2
Reihan Salam 2
Elliot Ackerman 0
Masih Alinejad 0
Caroline Chambers 0
Clare de Boer 0
Andrew Huberman 0
Casey Lewis 0
Patrick McGee 0
Lauren Sherman 0

Peter Attia 1752 Niall Ferguson 59 HR McMaster 35 Janna Levin 27 Roland Fryer 9 Derek Thompson 6 Mark Hyman 5 Roger Carstens 3 Arthur Brooks 2 Reihan Salam 2 Elliot Ackerman 0 Masih Alinejad 0 Caroline Chambers 0 Clare de Boer 0 Andrew Huberman 0 Casey Lewis 0 Patrick McGee 0 Lauren Sherman 0

Looking at the list of 19 new CBS News commentators, the median number of times they appear in the searchable Epstein database is 2 and the mean is 100

31.01.2026 16:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4349    ๐Ÿ” 1470    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 142    ๐Ÿ“Œ 200
From: xlcm@microsoft.com
To: jeevacation@gmail.com
Subject: Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action
Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 + 0000
Z XBOX
Notice of permanent enforcement action:
Harassment, threats, and/or abuse
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The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to:
โ€ข Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism
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โ€ข Libel, defamation, or slander
โ€ข Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address
โ€ข Stalking
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From: xlcm@microsoft.com To: jeevacation@gmail.com Subject: Xbox LIVE - Notification of Enforcement Action Date: Thu, 19 Dec 2013 16:03:40 + 0000 Z XBOX Notice of permanent enforcement action: Harassment, threats, and/or abuse [DO NOT REPLY to this email address. It is not monitored. ] What happened This email is to notify you that your Xbox Live account privileges have been permanently suspended due to harassment, threats, and/or abuse of other players. This conduct has been determined to be severe, repeated, and/or excessive. Why we enforced The conduct that caused this suspension may include but is not limited to: โ€ข Threats of death, harm, property damage, or any other act of violence or vandalism โ€ข Verbal abuse or profanity directed at other players โ€ข Griefing โ€ข Extortion or manipulation โ€ข Libel, defamation, or slander โ€ข Display or transmission of personally-identifiable information such as name, address, phone number, or IP address โ€ข Stalking Your conduct was brought to the attention of the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team through either complaints filed by other Xbox Live users or in the course of our operation of the service. The Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has reviewed the complaints and other evidence regarding this conduct and determined it violates the Xbox Live Terms of Use and/or Code of Conduct. Because your conductor conduct history is in violation, the Xbox Live Policy & Enforcement Team has enacted this suspension against your account. How this enforcement affects you Enforcement actions apply to both the Xbox 360 and Xbox One consoles: โ€ข On the Xbox 360 console you will no longer be able to sign in to Xbox Live. โ€ข On the Xbox One console you will be able to sign in, but some features and functionality of the console will be reduced or restricted including but not limited to the ability to participate in multiplayer games. Note: Customer Support is not able to modify or provide any further details about your suspension.

Oh my god imagine if you were a sixth grader who domed Epstein in Call of Duty and he just starts screaming about how heโ€™s going to have Mossad wipe out your entire family

31.01.2026 00:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 520    ๐Ÿ” 96    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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Workin' on getting Civilization 2 up and running again. Tough choice!

30.01.2026 03:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting snowed in for days made me forget a lot of stuff when I finally left home, like that my portable charger is in the basement because I used it for the very important job of charging a PlayStation controller

27.01.2026 14:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What a great month to have a Melania Trump movie in theaters. Real A+ planning there

27.01.2026 04:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

Thousands of protesters shut down parts of Minneapolis and St. Paul on Friday as hundreds of businesses closed their doors. David Guttenfelder/The New York Times

genuinely stunning image

24.01.2026 01:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 31597    ๐Ÿ” 7308    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 362    ๐Ÿ“Œ 346

Thinking of little games to make quickly in Replit. Maybe a Tetris-alike with some gimmick. I know we've got sand-tris or whatever... what about water-tris, where random pieces are actually liquid and lose their shape and flow down once they hit the ground?

24.01.2026 00:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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If I'm really gonna get into AI, this is probably the way! Did up a little slice of Phantasy Star in an Expo app in Replit. Less than a year ago, I vibe-coded Swamp Cave from Dragon Quest, didn't get nearly this far. AI has at least progressed from 1986 Famicom to 1987 Sega Mark III!

23.01.2026 06:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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TIL you can "get gnomed" when using Linux.

A combination of installed packages can cause GNOME desktop to spontaneously appear on your computer.

There's even a whole subreddit dedicated to it.

www.reddit.com/r/gotgnomed/

22.01.2026 10:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 558    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21    ๐Ÿ“Œ 23

Kind of wild that this was the release order of the first of the major classic RPG's in the US:

1. Phantasy Star
2. Dragon Quest
3. Phantasy Star II (!)
4. Final Fantasy

Sega was going HARD.

The tables turn later on when PS4 is released between FF6 and Chrono Trigger.

22.01.2026 07:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Danish parliamentarian Rasmus Jarlov speaking to MS NOW on Stephen Miller comments regarding Greenland: "I hope heโ€™s kept away from young women, because thatโ€™s the mentality of a rapist. You canโ€™t defend yourself, so Iโ€™m going to take you. Thatโ€™s basically what heโ€™s saying."

19.01.2026 19:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5299    ๐Ÿ” 1949    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 155    ๐Ÿ“Œ 199
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Chicken and waffles tonight

19.01.2026 23:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It still jumped a few times, but it seemed to stop for the most part when I wrapped the TextInput in a memoized uncontrolled component

19.01.2026 06:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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`View` inside `ScrollView` makes scroll-to-top when multiline input grows ยท Issue #48412 ยท facebook/react-native Description I use this component: import React, { forwardRef } from "react"; import { ScrollView, ScrollViewProps, View, } from "react-native"; export type KeyboardAwareScrollViewProps = { /** The ...

more keyboard avoidance shenanigans, just ran into this bug when trying to scroll on a multiline TextInput, it nasty: github.com/facebook/rea...

I think I have some code recently that didn't do this in a similar situation, now where was that...

19.01.2026 05:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
distracted boyfriend meme, with "exhausted political cartoonist," "relentlessly bad news," and "literally any other topic" on the three characters

distracted boyfriend meme, with "exhausted political cartoonist," "relentlessly bad news," and "literally any other topic" on the three characters

I have been sitting on this cartoon for awhile, particularly happy to finally release this panel into the wild.

15.01.2026 14:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 767    ๐Ÿ” 110    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Playing Phantasy Star II, feeling like there's some lesson in there today vis a vis Mother Brain and AI. They just stopped checking if the AI was correct, and it started creating biomonsters and floods and destroying planets.

14.01.2026 17:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A major stepping stone on the way to Trump was Democrats half-assing reforms to policing and immigration enforcement. The vast majority of the largest police budgets in the nation are signed off by Democratic super-majorities. Going back to the way it was is not sufficient.

12.01.2026 13:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I remapped the C button to left trigger because, in Phantasy Star II all you need to do is mash C to win, but the dungeon maps are ridiculous, so I needed the other hand to scroll around a map on my phone.

11.01.2026 21:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
mhoye
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Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo. 

"I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped."

The grin on her face.

mhoye @mhoye@mastodon.social Daughter just came home to tell me the teachers at school tried to confiscate her vape but they couldn't because it's actually a kazoo. "I made a kazoo noise at them and I could see them dying on the inside so I made a sad kazoo noise instead. I don't think it helped." The grin on her face.

mastodon.social/@mhoye/11586...

09.01.2026 23:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 630    ๐Ÿ” 170    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Do App Store external betas even work? I previously hadn't really tried them, but now I've submitted twice and they've both taken many days to resolve. The first was rejected with a cryptic "this app is too similar to something else", and the second one has been in Waiting for Review for 6 days.

09.01.2026 14:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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