Jen Scott

The best thing I’ve seen on my social media break is Minnesotans knowing how much our cold *sucks* and how unprepared anyone not from here is to logistically or emotionally handle it.

May our weather give these kidnappers a miserable time in our cities.

Submissions for TCIF20 will open tomorrow
get ready

Great to see the new recommendation from RFK Jr and the CDC that the only healthy way to prepare a turkey is a 2 second blast from a flame thrower

Norman Rockwell's Freedom of Speech but it's Ellen Ripley

"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

BWAHAHAH! Help! I DONT POST PERSONAL FEELS ON THE INTERNET AND NOW I AM TRAPPED. (If i delete the post, it looks like the spiciest of hot takes?! When it is very milquetoast. I SWEAR.)

Ew. And also, no notes.

We gotta be so dang close! (The 12 year old's been stealing my jeans. "Why the f don't you have any belts, mom?")

TONIGHT at Strike Theater!
Adorable will reach in and tickle your heart

Part of the @improvagogo.bsky.social lineup
7:30pm
Pay What You Like

I'll probably delete this later. It just felt so... short sided? We're so lucky to get what we get from our favorites. In the year 2025. Renting rehearsal spaces, getting together, all with the support of partners, everyone's tired. Thank you for supporting live performance, and whewww.

A really nice human wrote a review of some friends' show, loved the show, and then wondered why these friends don't make more shows.
AND I AM FEELING THINGS. As these friends have families and relationships and full time jobs, and probably funded this production themselves... in the year 2025.

No. There, I answered it for you. Now go fucking report it.

Wolverine was originally going to be called Dwayne Stab

Isles dental with Dr. Springer is great! (Both kids go there, and now I do too)

Have also heard good things about Bryant Dental on 46th and Bryant, but have not been.

He’s gonna burn it all down to stop everyone from seeing proof he paid to rape children.

only the Dems could turn "the GOP are fully embracing this Nazi as one of their own" into "we're in a losing position on messaging"

Jimmy Fallon will be allowed to stay on the air if he playfully tousles the hair of at least one fascist every episode

Make them cancel every fucking thing

Every single time I open a document using Adobe Acrobat I have to close 3 different prompts all asking “HEY YOU WANT SOME AI TO HELP YOU?!?!? AI COULD REALLY HELP YOU READ THIS!!! WHADDYA WANT AI TO DO!!?!?” before I can get to the document

Super helpful and great for productivity

I didn’t always see eye to eye with The Child Grinder, but I appreciate that he had the integrity to grind my children into sausage when I disagreed with him.

The celebration for David Kapplehoff today was one of the more profoundly moving and inspiring things I’ve experienced in a long time.
May we all be remembered so well by a community so special

Hot takes grow cold very, very fast these days

Outspoken (@out5p0ken) House Dems should drop a ‘Charlie Kirk Gun Safety Act’ on the floor just to make Republicans go on record voting against it.

substack.com/@out5p0ken/n...

These times just keep refusing to get precedented.

Wait! Whut?!

Anubis ready to weigh your soul

Do Republicans get a commission when someone catches an infectious disease? I’m not following.

Butter Bakery needs a new owner, fam. One of the most socially conscious businesses in town. We mid-60s guys need to turn over the reins. Maybe this is you or someone you know? butterbakerycafe.com/blog/2025/9/...

There it is!

Good one!!

So basically if a couple Republicans of the MN House and a couple Republicans of the MN Senate would like to decrease the risk of our children being murdered in school (or anywhere), that could bring a special session to pass new gun laws.