liprap

In which he says to all at the ball: CONGRATULATIONS YOU ALL PLAYED YOURSELVES.

He will be unmasked...as Shia LaBoeuf!

I'm pooping out on the heads. Y'all lemme know if the runaway blueberry Pop Tart shows up at Comus. #RexComus

Yes. A few other krewes tried to take up that slack - most notably the Krewe of America- with no success.

When the recruitment choices are NOPD...or, say, ICE, well... #RexComus

Let the jernt burn down

Mistick Krewe of Comus - Wikipedia

Lest we forget: In 1991, the New Orleans City Council passed an ordinance that required social organizations to certify publicly that they did not discriminate ... The Comus organization... withdrew from parading rather than racially integrating. #RexComus en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mistick...

But hey, there's a mention of throwing a baby out the window in "Carnival Time", so. #RexComus

Don't throw your kid out the window, 'cause they could eventually become Rex royalty. The Rex queen's mama is getting real. #RexComus

"This isn't a birthright"? Oh, Errol, what the hell IS the king of Rex, then? #RexComus

The bad lighting can't hide some of these not-so-great gowns. Hoo boy. #RexComus

Nope.

New ICE uniforms are stylish #RexComus

The lighting is really bad on the line that bows/curtseys to the king and queen. And that Nell Nolan and her curtsey! #RexComus

Horrifying thought: I could be watching #RexComus 2020 and not know it

Mazel tov!

Only three debs? #RexComus

One at Bama.

Nope, one TX Christian maid.

I did hear that!

College of Charleston mention! #RexComus

Hm, the Rex queen works for a nonprofit that is trying to do something about human trafficking. Innaresting. #RexComus

My elementary, middle and high schools were all hit, and I don't really know the results of those attacks because there's not really anyone around but my parents to report it. My parents whose car windows were smashed along with the whole neighborhood. We need reporters out there.

ONE SPACE FORCE DUDE OMG.
*runs for the king cake vodka*
#RexComus

If you see anyone standing for the Space Force anthem, drink that king cake vodka dry. ##RexComus

Damn, even the Star-Spangled Banner sounds dirge-y. ##RexComus

I wonder if the Marine Corps band has less swing this year due in some way to Hegseth... #RexComus

My first thought EXACTLY

From the hills of Venezeuala
to the shores of Havana
We will abduct your country's President,
steal your oil and banana #RexComus

Lawd, the music choices thus far gonna have everyone snoozing on that white floor. #RexComus