Sunburnt Cryptid 🎉

i love bdsm (bagels, danishes, scones, muffins)

Sometimes I’ll replay a game and think “I’ll do an evil playthrough, that’ll be new and fun” and then I’ll do one evil thing and be like no…it’s wrong to do that to these pixels.

I’m so hype because Weapons is actually playing in one of our local movie theatres!! I’m gonna go see a movie in theatres for the first time since before the pandemic!!

Return of the Cmonmacques @cmonma... • 4mo Cmonstermack @cmon... • 44m Little known fact about the general from the general car insurance is that he once slapped around a soldier suffering from ptsd, called him a coward and sent him to the front. No amount of savings can make up for that imo GENERAL. INSURANCE Triball @triball.bsky.social • 1m Do You know when? Which year? Cmonstermack @cmonmack.bsky.social It was during wartime. msmuffet6754.bsky.social @msmuffet6... • 4mo "During War Time", is not proof.

Airport update: I wasn’t paying attention when the TSA guy asked “Any beverages?” and I said “Thanks I’m good.”

just a reminder again that we were told over and over that a 13 year old downloading a Limp Bizkit mp3 was an existential threat to society

in early days of my other creative way (lets pretend acting) youd trot to the theater opening day to see the poster, maybe buy a ticket. its kinda the childhood dream i think. now i get to trot to the bookstore on release week and to the surprise of younger me i like seeing my book on the shelf more

Orange and white cat smugly licking his paw. His behavior report is 100% good.

Behaviores Report: 100% goode!

There’s been a LOT of sentences I never thought I’d have to say because of this administration but please don’t build a nuclear reactor on the fucking moon

A long, long time ago Mario was best known as the supporting character.

"Mario (of the first two Donkey Kong games)"

wow love is endless. there really is no ceiling

Black and white picture of a cat in front of a TV showing the shadow of a gun on a wall

'Why yu dirtyy ratt! "

Driving anywhere makes me Extremely Nervous so please
every little bit helps, even sharing 😭

i think PART of this is theres some folks on left who decided to kind of harass me for being a 'mockery of queerness' or something and now its VERY HARD for them to correct course cause they would have to admit theyve been harassing a queer neurodivergent person for just kinda doin their thing

Orange and white cat sticking his tongue out at his own tail

Stoopid tale

STOOPID TALE !

Orange and white cat, unrepentant. His behavior report is 95% good, 5% harassed Sally.

Behaviores Report; 95% goode, 5% harrass of Sally

I’m an AMERICAN 😤 Our hospitals have commercials and our kids have guns

What if you worked in silicon valley and you were in a board meeting and said "hey guys I think we should make the Blowjob Robot from the book Getting Sucked Off by the Blowjob Robot is Awesome" and you heard the CEO say "digitize this idiot's consciousness into the Torment Nexus"

UPDATE it seems that PATREON has bent the knee to censorship in the digital age and said that romance and erotica can only exist behind a PAYWALL. this story WAS FLAGGED. fortunately patreon members can get it and it is now on amazon as usual with the other tinglers www.amazon.com/dp/B0DG8JBTCF

Orange and white cat lying on a table looking at a striped cereal bowl. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Go ahead, eat your cereal without offering me any. I don't even like fruity pebbles anyway. See if I care."

Orange and white cat lying on a table looking away from a striped cereal bowl. He says, "Good morning Gonzobongos! Go ahead, eat your cereal without offering me any. I don't even like fruity pebbles anyway. See if I care."

Goodemorning Gonzobongos! Go ahead, eat yore serials withowt offerng me anny. I donot even like frootypebs annyways. See if i care .

Long distance bunny
#critterposting

I am suddenly incredibly way less interested lmfao

JERRY: Social murder?
GEORGE: Social murder! She social murdered me Jerry!
JERRY: So what, you downloaded her whole Discord server?
GEORGE: Well of course! I've gotta protect women!
ELAINE: Guess you couldn't just download a better personality huh George?
KRAMER, bursting in: what da tuna?

Is this LB? Which sex pest is this?

a vintage plate with a black and a white cat on it that reads: get the hell out of our house.

pulling out the good china

a very long grilled cheese sandwitch on a griddle

therapist: long grilled cheese isn't real, it can't hurt you

long grilled cheese:

Juliet was going crazy last night & wouldn't stop chasing Chloe & attacking our feet in bed. I asked her if she is ready to be normal today. She said "mrrmbrrrmrr." OK Juliet