sebastian 🥴💯✊🧴👀👀

Still thinking about how in a book called Three Body Problem there is a big reveal that a mystery is solved by a three body problem.

Bugonia rules. Thanks onion overlords.

[as it's getting darker] damn this dawn is gonna be so lit

I want to live in my little hole but have a great view of the truck that dumps garbage into everyone else's holes 😩

Put childhood autism on the blockchain.

by Andrew Yang

I gotta start using vpn while downloading podcasts. Ads inserted from silicon to valley companies are too sad.

Whop is a marketplace where entrepreneurs sell software, services, and info—helping them launch and earn.

Bro I come from Italian immigrants and I'd feel weird saying that word...

Why couldn't we have left the GPU to the PC perverts [affectionate] instead of the global investment perverts [derogatory]...

Your face when slips in a referenced to Covid lab leak, like "please let's not divert to that..." lol

GPT-produced graphic design is useful like Papyrus font is useful: it lets me know your taste is somehow worse than mine.

It's the "naive kickstarter model": doesn't know or won't admit their idea is so horrendously impractical to produce+ship that every backer is just another obligation to disappoint.

We need to come up with more terms for this until we find the one spell that makes everyone learn the lesson.

"insanity" - meh
"millenarism" - pretentious
"throwing good money after bad" - boring, weak

Tech needs its own term for "just keep what doing what we're doing harder and we'll all reach the promised land."

Becoming the ultimate American by complaining about the price of the eggs I'm pouring into my gas tank.

figma in theory: wow so much design tools
figma in practice: we marooned on a small island
in an endless sea of blank space and menus

Hey you over there thinking browsers must suck because sites are janky and they kick you to an app. That ain't it. They make you use an app so they can send you push notifications and target advertising more consistently. The site sucks so you use the app.

When I walk in and see Aperture Science by way of IKEA I know I'm droppin $20 on that pure bean

Seinfeld crew at coffee shop

Neutral brown water

Central Perk

They drinkin milk dirt

The better the coffee the worse the furniture in the shop.

The stargate datacenter is sad. Back in the day if you wanted to summon the blessings of a wrathful god you'd build a monument with minarets and sculptures and stuff. Now we just get a big rectangle. No good.

amazon absorbs anthropic by end of 2026

If you liked #Severance you should watch The Prisoner (1967) then read The Trial (Kafka) then have a crisis because your work, education, and life itself is a struggle to conform or confront arbitrary rules. Then get into anime probably.

"issue" is now "work" - Jira blog post / old tweet mashup

(i don't actually remember when jira was useful)

The TMK Cinematic Universe

Girlfriend went out of town for valentines/presidents weekend. Suspicious? Well she went to to Washington DC. Yep,*that* guy's house. I've been played for an absolute fool.

DeepSeek Mania Shakes AI Industry to Its Core Why a relatively unknown Chinese-developed AI model has turned the AI industry on its head.

Place your bets! Do US businesses respond by:
1- Reevaluating the over-extension into speculative technology
2- Lobbying to make AI research locked down like military contracts
www.404media.co/deepseek-man...

Does the cat come to me because I lie on the couch, or do I come to the couch because the cat will lie on me? Is there free will or only Cat?

Please, oligarch, bring Marvel Snap back!