Martin Ross

If you are an impatient right handed guitarist like me, trying to teach a new beginner, take a left handed guitar with you, then you can both learn at the same pace and both of you are beginners. I'm trying his with my granddaughter. #music #musician #Teaching #guitarist #guitar #playguitar #teach

Getting upset at someone being miserable is like getting upset at someone's leg in plaster. Inside, the leg is broken...
#mentalhealth #depression #health #broken

What would you do? #comedy #fun #truestory #toothbrush #B&M

Just watching Tracy Austin talking on BBC Wimbledon just now. Anyone else as fascinated as I was at the bee going about its business amongst the flowers right behind her head? I was so engrossed that I never heard a word that Tracy Austin said... #Tennis #wimbledon #Bees #Nature

Apparently, playing music to plants can help them grow. So I tried it, I experimented with different genres, classical, pop, even rock, some did better than others, then I played some country and western... It died. #music #funny #comedy #plantlife #plants

People who don't read, believe everybody else who does, are the elite, or the deep state. It's that simple. #deepstate #conspiracy #politics #educate #criticalthinking

The Conservatives split into two, Conservatives and Reform. Now Reforms Rupert Lowe threatens to start a new party so splitting Reform again.
If you want to teach your kids all about cell division, look no further than watch Reform fcuk themselves. #politics #Reform #UK #Conservatives #humour

Labour need to stop gunning for the poor, the disabled and the elderly to pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit and re-join the SM/CU NOW. Small businesses are already way past their limit and don’t have the luxury of waiting for politicians to grow a backbone.

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Labour need to stop gunning for the poor, the disabled and the elderly to pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit and re-join the SM/CU NOW. Small businesses are already way past their limit and don’t have the luxury of waiting for politicians to grow a backbone.

@teamlabouruk.bsky.social Stop making the poor, old and disabled pay for the loss of tax revenues caused by Brexit. Re-join the single market and/or customs union and open UK businesses to 449m EU consumers and get the growth we all want, then maybe use the tax revenues from that? Just a thought...

The fart of the deal... #Trump

Here is a #Bluetooth technological practical joke. It's a True story. :D #Fun #Funny #Comedy #Practicaljokes #Joke

If anyone wants to sponsor me, please let me know, I'm staying in bed for the next week to raise awareness of laziness.
Thank you.

Don’t worry about the world coming to an end today. I thought that yesterday, yet here we fucking are...

@ariaa.bsky.social Hiya!

Just like to say to my children, that we, (more importantly you) have so much to thank for evolution that we're not Quokkas, after all the shit that came my way over the years, you probably wouldn't be here today.
Your loving father.

Australia's biggest export is boomerangs. It's also their biggest import...

A perfect demonstration of the Streisand Effect

Just been asked how I would maximise sales of smart phones.
I said it's been a while since I was in business but maybe have a sort of slogan like this: XXX LTD. Purveyor of the finest P0rn... And the devices to run it on.
I await events to unfold before I put myself out there as a marketing guru.

I'm liking it so far. I thought given Facebook removing fact checking it could get as toxic as Twitter now is so it could be an alternative. As you say, it might not last. It might leave an opening for another FB type media to pop up a bit like this has to replace Twitter?

Thank you! :)