Ben Steele

Actually even if they all were worth half we’d have won every game anyway 👀

I’m fine with them only being worth half I think. Quite funny to have beaten United 0.5-0 😂

With 3 Carabao Cup games being played tonight you’ve got to ask, do Sky have enough coverage of Wrexham v Cardiff?

Ah yes, 1980s football hooliganism. A bit of good natured fun that the police easily stopped.

Definitely not an issue that effectively defined the sport (and the country) for 10-15 years and definitely not the reason for the approach to football policing some 30 years later. Absolute helmet.

Craig Bellamy picking up his first booking for Wales in almost exactly 12 years. Against, of course, Belgium.

Norgaard & Merino to run it back

Back just in time for Spurs & Bayern I suppose…

Stuart Broad doesn’t.

The Panthers Dolphins commentator the undisputed MVP of a terrible 6pm slate of redzone games

Totally fine with not having VAR to be honest. We’ll take our penalty rather than having it re-refereed at random.

Well, I would have done if I hadn’t found out about it off flash score because I’m watching the golf 😂 how bad a performance are we talking?

As a man with a 9/1 Gomes and Palhinha card double I nearly had mine off too tbf

Basically a shot for shot retelling of the Etihad game last season but without ticky-tack second yellow for the away team at the end of the half. Opportunity for that was there though 👀

That game was basically an exact copy of the Etihad game but with the ref failing to do the ticky-tack second yellow on an away team player at the end of the half.

Maresca has given up on this hasn’t he?

Is the Olympic stadium the most leaving early ground in world football?

Helpful that he didn’t play their last game so that’s an extra rest at least. Coming into that game after 90 minutes in Bolivia feels like a worst case scenario

Yep, just a shame. Have to assume they’ll go more and more ads from here now too

6 hours 59 minutes of commercial free football!

If only there was something Liverpool could have done to give Palace a bit more than 45 minutes to replace their captain…

thing about cagey low-event games is that occasionally someone just kicks a ball perfectly

Big money signing Benjamin Sesko stepping up for his new team and taking the... 20th penalty

I’m old enough to remember when PGMOL said that two handed shoves in the box are fouls

Max Dowman was born after the first set of Man City’s 115 charges

Absolutely *shocked* to see the big refereeing focus of the season has been gamechangingly inconsistent so early in the season.

6/114 - much better. Big Vik just bullying defenders for his first is positive. I guess buying all the depth was worth it too 😬

Once again, the only City players who look up for a fight and capable of some defensive resolve are their lawyers.

The laziness and implied bias of the BBC here is extreme - "No 10 did not comment" presumably because the CPS and courts are independent, but there's no attempt to find anyone who would argue the opposite view, just the unchallenged whine of someone who called for asylum seekers to be burnt to death

Finding it difficult to deal with the fact Chase is only 25 tbh.

3/114 - terrible performance and we’ll need to be much better than that but who cares eh?